Can a Jamaican take Cali?

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Sunday, December 14, 2025

Sometimes you run into your brother from another mother and he is just as funny - Happy Holidays!

Monday, August 15, 2022

Bachelorette episode 5 recap - this show stinks like fish

We start with a drone view of the Virgin cruise ship as they sail off to Bruges, we get an image of Gabby licking a cone and Erich taking a ...

Sunday, August 14, 2022

The Bachelorette episode 4 - love is taking a punch to the face

We restart with Meatball just back in the house with no explanation given. Hayden is getting the side eye from some of the men. Hayden is no...

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About Me

Cali J: Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.

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