Can a Jamaican take Cali?

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Sunday, December 14, 2025

Sometimes you run into your brother from another mother and he is just as funny - Happy Holidays!

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Monday, August 15, 2022

Bachelorette episode 5 recap - this show stinks like fish

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We start with a drone view of the Virgin cruise ship as they sail off to Bruges, we get an image of Gabby licking a cone and Erich taking a ...
Sunday, August 14, 2022

The Bachelorette episode 4 - love is taking a punch to the face

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We restart with Meatball just back in the house with no explanation given. Hayden is getting the side eye from some of the men. Hayden is no...
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Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.
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