Monday, November 29, 2004

Only ugly women from now on!

Strictly ugly women with unfit bodies for me from now on: No I am not crazy I swear it’s just that recently I got that fever. Some of you might know what I am talking about. I find myself missing attractive women intensely. No one in all honesty looks back in their life and misses an ugly woman for aesthetic purposes (you might miss her personality) but I cant parade personality around on my arm can I. Am I shallow? Definitely…is this how I always am? No, but, recently I have been in conversations with some very attractive females and I find that I miss them. Women to me are the most prized thing that I can acquire, a good woman is to be prized more than an Olympic gold. I say acquire, not because I think of women as objects (except of course when we go out, I need to know that my girl looks good on my arm) but acquire because, I want to hold on to her, to have something tangible that I can enjoy. Too often what we have is fleeting girl! I cannot compete with so many of the southern cal guys in the fact that I have no money that is no secret: what I run with is potential. Course potential does not put food in a woman’s mouth or baguettes on her wrist but it does put me in the maybe pile, but I digress. Recently I have been fiending for a good woman a woman, who has the body, the looks and the attitude. Yes attitude is important, I am sarcastic and I cant have u mad at me every time I say something. Please don’t cry too often either, because tears are my kryptonite. I cannot fight with a woman who is crying. So back to the first line, I need to stick to ugly women, they at least I can handle and at least when its all over I will not be looking back with fond memories and wonder if I’m missing her, at least with an ugly woman when I get the fever I will know its not for her.

5 comments:

  1. Anonymous3:37 PM

    Hello Aaron. I know its tough right now, but don't worry okay???? WHen you are a rich lawyer, you can put food and loaves of bread anywhere you want! Besides, having girls for enjoyment leads to unwanted babies. You don't want a baby do ya? Anywho....keep your head up and eyes peeled, who knows what may happen. You're the best.

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  2. Anonymous7:13 PM

    Man let's be honest. The reason you are going for the fatties isn't b/c you can't get over the hotties you get, it's b/c you can't get over the hotties you can't get. The fatties are the only ones that will take you. It's ok, even fat girls need loving too.

    Have fun with your fuglies, I'll keep the real women!

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  3. Anonymous8:12 PM

    I'm tired of magazines
    Saying flat butts are the thing
    Take the average black man and ask him that
    She gotta pack much back

    I wannem real thick and juicy
    So find that juicy double
    AAROND's in trouble
    Beggin for a piece of that bubble
    So I'm lookin' at rock videos
    Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes
    You can have them bimbos
    I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
    A word to the thick soul sistas
    I wanna get with ya
    I won't cus or hit ya
    But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
    Til the break of dawn
    Baby Got it goin on

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  4. Anonymous2:50 PM

    AARON, thats that BULLSHIT

    ~M

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  5. Anonymous9:18 AM

    I think it's silly that you think you have to compete w/any of the so. cal. guys. You got flava honey . . . and no one can compete with that. Having said that, if you would just relax and be yourself, you might find it easier to snag one of those hotties with an attitude. Who knows, maybe one of them is waiting for you to make a move?

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