Fear the Allstars!

So the softball team continues to show the rest of the league why we are the greatest. We are now 2-0 in division play and I am undefeated in softball play. BC hit a monster grand slam that definitely helped us to pull out the victory. Why do teams even bother to take the field against the “No Talent Allstars”? I mean we have a team blessed by miracles: after all, the fact that I am even able to make contact with the softball is a miracle and as long as I keep getting hits we are guaranteed to keep winning. And before someone jumps up and says that my hits don’t count; let me assure you the shock that the other team receives seeing me actually hit the ball allows my team mates to make it home.