So Britney is going to be a mom: the news came down a couple hours ago. No Josh unfortunately I don’t believe your Chapelle like statement (“I gotcha Bitch!”) – But if you really are the daddy MAD PROPS - hook a brother up. Though as I said to Tiff it would be hilarious and highly possible that, that kid comes out black!
"A lot of people think you should wait till you're older to have kids. I've had a career since I was 16, have traveled around the world and back, and even kissed Madonna! The only thing I haven't done is experience the closest thing to God, and that's having a baby. I can't wait!" Britney.
- I don’t know Britney there is the fact that you haven’t gone to college there is one thing that you haven’t done
- You haven’t made a decent album – there’s another one
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- Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.
3 comments:
50 million+ people thought her album was decent enough to buy...
most people go to college so that they are able earn a decent living. britney is not one of these people.
Fool I got DNA evidence!!
That bitch is mine!!
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