Can a Jamaican take Cali?

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Monday, April 25, 2005

Sorry I could not make it out. I hope you had a great time partying it up.

Cali J at 4:45 AM

Anonymous10:57 AM
Happy Happy Birthday Ana! I am sorry that I couldn't make it either. I was in Vegas. I hope you had a great time and got some amazing gifts. Jess
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Cali J: Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.

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