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Friday, May 06, 2005

Great another thing to be worried about..

So I have found that in the past few years almost everything that I find fun is basically bad for me. Everything my friends do are harmful to them and thus potentially harmful to me. Red meat causes cancer, alcohol fun but the consequences are terrible, driving - awesome but bad for the environment and I have to take out student loans to afford gas etc . But now I even have to be worried about cute pets. By the way girl I warned you about trying to get your reptiles from anywhere else!

1 comment:

Cali J said...

Please stop posting under the name Dean Rodriguez or other fake names using members of the law school. I have been asked by the school's adminsitration to publicly note that those person/s posting under those names are not in fact the owners of the names.

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Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.