Ban Taco Tuesday!

Nah not really, but the after effects are deadly. I am operating on very little sleep. I am dehydrated, with blood shot eyes, and I am secreting 80 proof out of every pore. Seriously despite the shower and the ton of water that I have consumed I can still feel alcohol leaking out of me. I have a presentation in 40 minutes and I already know that I will not be able to go near any of the viewers. So I decided to help myself stay awake by drinking Mountain Dew since Jolt doesn’t seem to be in our cafeteria and I just realized that I have consumed 64 ounces of the damn drink so far today (note 64 ounces of water is the RDA) which means that I have consumed about 270mg of caffeine; which explains the fact that my fingers just keep twitching.