Can a Jamaican take Cali?

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Sunday, June 19, 2005

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!!!!!!

I LOVE YOU DAD. I haven't always been perfect, but you have always been there for me! Thank you for all you have done for me. We share the exact same name and I am honored to display it, may I never embarrass you SIR!

Cali J at 3:57 AM

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Cali J: Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.

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