Friday, August 05, 2005

Criminals are essentially dumb!

Imagine if I told you this: So a guy walks into a bank and hands the teller a note that says "Hi, I am Thomas Mason." And on the note it demands $1,000 with the threat that he would "kill everyone in the bank if he had to come back with weapon in hand." The guy gets the money and then crosses the street to the local grocery store in full view of the bank employees. What if he wasn’t found by the cops when they searched the grocery store but was found close by it drinking beer from a case he had just purchased from the liquor store he was behind while scratching off a $100 worth of lottery tickets he’d just purchased. And what if when the cops approached, the guy volunteers this info "I think I am the guy you want." You would probably think I am telling a joke or lying off my ass, but nope, some criminals are just that dumb and this guy in Winona is one of them.

2 comments:

  1. Dumb criminals get caught. Smart criminals get rich.

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  2. Anonymous6:30 PM

    Or become president

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