Quick impressions from tonight:

• Cal-Western has some hot and fun chics!


• USD has hot and cool chics!


• Drinking is the best way to get to know some of my classmates


• Drinking is the only way to get to know some of my classmates


• Dudes that hate you will say anything to chics they like to discredit you.


• Telling a chic that “You must have great coochie to keep him coming back” while fun to say is not the most polite thing to say


• Tom Delay’s pic is so damn funny that it’s ok to talk about it at a bar.


• Lesbians are fun to hit on (Yes she was definitely a lesbian: not a “She wont talk to me so she must be a lesbian” lesbian)


• When you need to get to a restroom IMMEDIATELY no one drives fast enough on the highway in-front of you.


• Seeing a cops car suddenly pull in-front of you has the magical ability to remove pee from your bladder.


• I don’t know where it goes but it wasn’t on the seat and I no longer felt like I needed to pee.


• Buying a round of shots in San Diego is as painful as getting a shot in the stomach from a stranger both leave you gasping for air and wondering why you suddenly feel so empty.