Ah Halloween approaches

The time when women can dress like whores and get away with it...yes it might not be PC to say it, but if you doubt me scan whatever halloween party you attend this year. The best part about it, is the costumes are definitely encouraged - "the sluttier the better." I know for a fact that the last few times I have been stopped by female cops they did not have fuzzy handcuffs, skin tight uniforms and boobs scrunched so tight that they could "pop out of a turtle neck".

But we guys are just as bad, so many pimp outfits show up that night...real pimps must be so proud.