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Wednesday, August 25, 2004

MUST SAVE HIM!

My people we need an intervention. One of our friends has acquired himself a friend w/o benefits. Marriage w/o the love. A girlfriend w/o the bonus. We must as a group of super freinds band together and save him before he becomes a wonder-twin.

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Anonymous said...

Thats all right, I passed on a chance to hook up with my ex-ex-girlfriend one last time because I am making a moral stand. Am I crazy? Will I end up a wonder-twin? Who knows?

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Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.