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Friday, March 27, 2009

Quick thought on Prince

He is one of the best guitarists EVER...he just does not get his due because of A. The weirdness factor, B. the Amazing song writer factor and C. (hate to say it) The black man playing rock and roll factor!


Sunday, March 22, 2009

Plain Dealer Living News -

Plain Dealer Living News -

You gotta love what March Madness will lead to! Planning when you are getting snipped just to watch the tourney!

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

"Oh...Gay-rod! "

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It is well known that A-rod is constantly nervous about his perception in public...and then he allows this picture to be used in Details magazine!!!

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Friday, March 06, 2009

"I'm in Miami b!t@h" video NSFW

Fun song, so you had to expect the video for it would be crazy. Again NSFW

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Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.