Bachelor Recap: Would you like some Shanae with that?

 Well, multiple weeks the DVR has threatened to not record this show and finally it did it, 93 minutes into the show my cable failed. Though it feels like a sign from my DVR to stop watching I will ignore it because Hulu's siren song says "I got you boo." 

Back to the TWO ON ONE: 

Genevieve goes first for solo time and she tells Clayton she is emotional about being on the date, while G is unloading Shanae is spying on the couple. 

In wrestling they say do not pick up the title unless you have won it. 

During Shanae's time she claims G is acting and was planning to go home the night before, Shanae squeezes out some fake tears (and then confirms this in an interview) and goes from fake tears to wiggling coquettishly at Clayton, if he falls for this...Shanae tells us that "getting this rose will be better than sex." Shanae after telling us she faked tears "G is fake, she is an actress." 

Clayton sits between the 2 women and picks up the rose "G...you did ask me to be honest with you so I have one question (then asks 2) are you an actress? Are you lying to me?" As G starts to stutter a "no" answer Shanae is smirking. G has the look of a woman who is over this chump but does not want to give up on the show.

Clayton as is his wont gets up and walks away from the women to stand awkwardly and 'think' - conflict resolution is not his forte. 

Shanae tries to twist the knife because she wants to make sure that if G is going home she will know that she is the one who sent her home "to be open I told him what I overheard last night." 

"The rose today is going to someone who helped me see the truth in all this, Shanae...I am just so sorry but I cannot find it in my heart to give you this" G and Clayton walk off together without a backward glance to Shanae leaving her on the bench wide eyed and stunned. Look if Shanae had not expressed that level of evil would we be cool with how cold blooded that execution was? To call her name then give the rose to another woman is cruel to anyone, I then bit the head off of a gummy bear. 

Shanae "I hate Clayton, I never want to see him again." The women back at the hotel are celebrating after the suitcase remover paused dramatically in front of the 2 suitcases then removed Shanae's, champagne is popped. 

COCKTAIL PARTY: 

Without Shanae the women are all buddy buddy and glowing...for now. 

Sarah pulls Clayton first, Mara does not look pleased. Rachel during her time does that stupid overly intense whisper talk, she tells Clayton that she is falling for him. I think I need her to win because if she doesn't I fear we would get a whole season of the Bachelorette via whisper. 

Mara is anxious for time "I am a keeper" "I have been waiting" she tells Clayton that she loves to feed people "especially ones that I care about" she feeds Clayton some poutine

and then her time with Clayton is interrupted by Serene. This causes Mara to break down in tears "I am a grown ass woman." 

ROSE CEREMONY: 

I feel for some of these women, they have had no (air) showtime with Clayton, Mara continues to death stare Sarah, or at least the show wants us to think that. 

Roses to - Sarah, (Mara immediately looks annoyed), Serene, Susie, Teddi, Eliza, and the final rose

goes to Mara because the producers can sense drama, let's not be fooled. Hunter and Marlena are going home, both have nice exits. Marlena surprises me by crying "I am a prize and I am never going to forget that...I will find love when it is my time." 

Off to Hvar, Croatia. 

The ladies do the job that the Croatian tourist board would request of the show, and exclaim about the city and Serene points out "magical place to fall in love, there is a fricking castle right there." Mara is hoping to get a one on one but instead Clayton takes Teddi and poor Mara starts to pretend to be a witch for us claiming that the suddenly rolling in rain is due to her "Yup...and you think I am kidding." 

ONE ON ONE:

The couple explores the city while it rains but in the evening is when Teddi brings the heat in a stunning dress that grabs Clayton's attention. 

Teddi tells Clayton that she is a virgin and part of it was due to her mom having a baby when she was young and the pressure was put upon her to wait. Clayton says "I wouldn't have known" I know he was just struggling for words but I cannot help but chuckle "there is no virginal look bruh."

Teddi says she is waiting to share her first time with someone she is in love with, but she has not been in love before. Teddi gets the date rose. 

Back to the hotel and the group date card arrives with Mara's name on it and Sarah's name is excluded which means Sarah will get a second one on one, Mara cannot hide her tears "He is going for the youngest girl in the house who I cannot imagine is ready to be engaged." 

GROUP DATE: 

Mara tells us she woke up in a different frame of mind and ready to fight for Clayton. Oh and the date is opened with 2 knights simulating fighting. Croatia has female knights, let us applaud progressive slaughter this might seem like laughter but I really am happy to see a female knight (I would prefer no knights but if they must exist).

The women will be put through challenges, the first is a test of strength; Susie appears to dominate. 

Second test eating "A Knight's feast" and it is a trope of this show, eating stuff from other cultures, that basic Americans will call gross, tonight we have - pig's liver, cow's stomach, pig brains then fish eyes. Gabby an ICU nurse says she has a strong gag reflex and calls the food "gross." Serene and Mara are the only 2 to eat most of the food with Serene winning. 

The final challenge is to kneel and declare affections to Clayton. Mara breaks out a pretty witty poem and I cannot lie I was impressed (not as much as Mara was impressed with herself) Mara thinks she is a lock to win the date...Serene is awarded the winner by the Croatian knights. 

Evening: 

Rachel does her now default move of sitting in Clayton's lap and whispering 

Mara keeps harping on the age of some of the women, thing is this environment is toxic and I bet it can break you especially if you think that the age gap between you and others is significant (in the real world it is not) and I bet the producers are feeding into it. In her one on one time with Clayton Mara makes a tactical misstep, she tells Clayton that she is annoyed that he is spending time with other women and also brings up the age thing to Clayton while mentioning that some women have voiced that they are not ready for marriage. After all of that "I am giving this rose to someone who has opened up my eyes...Rachel." Mara girl, I hate to tell you, this is not your race, you trained for the 100m and these women are running the 400m. 

We go to Clayton's room and there is a knock on his door and a note is slipped under his door, suspiciously in the handwriting of all the date cards "Clayton meet me by the clock tower." 

Clayton on his way to the tower tells us he is nervous after the words from Mara that "some women are just here for a good time." Clayton is ecstatic to discover that Susie is the one who requested his presence at the clock tower and celebrates like his team just won the title. 

As Susie climbs the clock tower with Clayton she gives the game away "oh my gosh this is so cool" at the top of the tower "this is freaking cool" clearly she did not set this up. Susie's reason for the set up "I do feel like I am falling in love with you " " I hope it is a good thing" Clayton "It is a phenomenal thing." 

Pre-Sarah date, Clayton meets up with Jesse Palmer for a coach's pep talk. 

ONE ON ONE: 

Clayton shocks Sarah by bringing up that others do not think she is ready for marriage and asks her if she is ready to be engaged at the end of the season. Sarah starts bawling "I told you from day one that I am here because it is you...after my one on one I was like I could see myself engaged to this person." "I wouldn't be here if that was not what I wanted and If I did not see that with you." Clayton does his oafish move of saying "I need to step away and think this through" you are a grown man, why do you keep literally walking away from people?

Sarah is crying to a producer "it is clearly someone who is upset...it is a bitch ass move...why would you do that to me?" Sarah's tears are intercut with Mara telling the women back at the hotel that she was not ready for marriage at 23. Also note this cry face from Sarah was used in the super tease when Clayton says "I was intimate with both of you."

Clayton returns to tell Sarah that he has fears that giving her the second one on one has put a target on her back while offering her the date rose. "I do believe Sarah without a doubt in my heart...it is saddening that she had to go through this" YOU PUT HER THROUGH THIS. 

Sarah now that she has her rose is feeling herself "you can book a ticket home, you can find a vase for my rose and then go home." 

Blooper: 

Hunter says she is going to teach Clayton the North Carolina dance 'shagging' this is probably why she got sent home despite getting a kiss here and nearly suffering a wardrobe malfunction. 

Bachelor recap or welcome to Shanae's Bachelorette

 Back to Houston and the close captions say "upbeat country music"

Some of the women are having a recap of Shanae's actions from the group date she crashed, Jill's commentary is clearly spliced with her interviews from what looks like the cocktail party still to come because she is wearing an evening gown when we cut to her interviews. 

ONE ON ONE: 

Serene, runs, jumps and wraps her legs around Clayton. 

Clayton boasts to Serene that they have the entire Pleasure Pier (Galveston, Texas) to themselves, it looks like it is freezing. They ride roller coasters and I get second hand motion sickness.

The couple seems to be having a fun time but Clayton is just a statue to me. 

Evening:

"He made me feel so special, I mean no one has ever shut down a freaking pier for me before" Serene is allegedly a teacher, how is she not smart enough to realize Clayton had nothing to do with that date's planning? 

Start of the date and Serene knows the show formula enough to know she has to do a trauma dump here. Serene has suffered a lot of recent loss. She earns her rose. 

COCKTAIL PARTY: 

As always we start on the couch of destiny and Jill begins by telling Shanae that she feels disrespected, Jill is wearing the red dress I mentioned earlier...sloppy editing. 

As Marlena is telling Shanae that she did not like her popping up at their after party Clayton walks in to interrupt and he asks the winning team from the group date to come and talk to him first. Clayton asks the wining team for their take and Sierra leads off (while shimmering), I still think it is a risky strategy for Sierra to always take lead here, Marlena "you are an athlete I am an athlete, when I take an L, I take an L" the entire team voices that they have problems with Shanae and lets Clayton know that she threw the trophy in the pond...Clayton hears all of this and his response felt like "so uhmm that sucks for y'all but I still think she is hot." 

As the ladies are telling Shanae that her "actions have consequences" Clayton asks Shanae to come and have a moment with him, voice over from Shanae "these bitches are not sending me home." Clayton asks Shanae about the after party and she immediately admits to telling Sierra and Genevieve "to keep my name out your mouth" and that she threw the trophy. Clayton says if you keep doing this "I do not see how we can move forward." "Shanae do you feel apologetic for it...your actions throwing the trophy in the pond are very hard to defend" basically Clayton is begging her here "please say you apologize so I can justify keeping you here." Shanae gives a very lukewarm apology to Clayton. 

Shanae returns to the group sniffling "I am really nervous right now...I said somethings I didn't mean, but I hope we can really get past this...I want to be a part of this group(heavy exhales) I am truly sorry." She sits back on the couch and Sierra pats her on the back. The women foolishly accept her apology with zero questioning but some stone faces.

Shanae quickly leaves and goes to tell Clayton that she apologized to the women, she quickly returns to smiling and gets a makeout session with Clayton. In her interviews Shanae is crowing that apologizing was the hardest thing she has ever done because she was not sorry about anything she did as she calls the women bitches again and puts her right hand below her chin "...give me an Oscar...this is Meryl Streep raises left hand to the sky) and this is Shanae."

ROSE CEREMONY: 

Clayton thanks the ladies for being open and honest with him. 

Roses go to: Sarah, Marlena, Genevieve, (Mara doing VO and repeating that she does not see Shanae as a wife "if she stays [expletive] will hit the fan")Mara, Gabby (Shanae "it took a lot of me to apologize to these girls that have been mean to me and I did it for him")Susie, Eliza, Hunter (do we know what her voice sounds like?) (Shanae "I am sweating, my vagina is sweating, my armpits are sweating) and the final rose goes to Shanae as Clayton blatantly looks across for producer cues then looks down to fake the tension before saying Shanae's name. Sierra is in shock, Jill embraces Rachel as she goes home. Sierra as she hugs him goodbye tells Clayton "choose a woman for the man you will become...and don't be stupid."

Cut to a Shanae interview "holy #$%t I just sent another girl home...who is next...sorry but not sorry bitches...(fakes a mic drop again.)" The ladies squeal as Clayton says they are going international - to Toronto. 

TORONTO: 

The group is staying at Hotel X and Mara is obliging by doing the infomercial "so sleek and cute" Marlena "this penthouse is dope." I am pretty sure one of the women said "fall foilage" and I am afraid to go back to check in on this grammar crime. The first date card arrives and it is for Gabby she tells the girls "thanks for being happy for me" one of the few moments of practical Shanae "If you are so happy for other people please go home." 

ONE ON ONE: 

The helicopter budget kicks in and Gabby and Clayton will tour T.O. They play some faux street hockey, then come up on a Beaver Tail Cart it is clearly fried dough, I am saying this because even if you did not know this in advance it is obviously not the mammal's tail but Gabby still asks "it is not a real beaver's tail right?" Gabby plays with a dog on the street and really gets into it with that dog while lying on the street...that is mighty white right here, Miss you do not know this dog, you do not know this street get yo ass up! 

Evening: 

Before we go back to the couple we get Shanae telling the group that she is hoping for a one on one and Genevieve is scowling at her audacity. Marlena and Genevieve are worried that Shanae might get a one on one, instead a group date card arrives and as the names are listed Genevieve realizes and curses "it's a [bleeping] 2 on 1" she knows how this show works. 

Back to the date and Gabby is wearing an interesting dress. Gabby knows what is up "This is a very expedited process...gotta tell you things about me." Gabby says in her past she had problems opening up "In the past I felt" that she was not worthy of affection, some of it is due to trauma from her past with her mom who would flip a switch from very affectionate to withholding attention to her daughter. Gabby and her mom do not have a relationship now. Clayton asks if Gabby wants to "mend that relationship with your mom or do you feel like it is over?" heavy question for a date but I guess the door was opened. "I want you to know that I do care, and I know it is a lot to talk about." We go from the heavy unloading to stripping down to swimsuits and making out in the pool holding a rose.

Clayton says "She could be my future wife." 

GROUP DATE: 

The crew meets up with Jesse Palmer who tells them he is from Toronto

and then in walks Russell Peters ("RP") whose comedy I love BUT Teddi says "Russell Peters walks in, we know that he is a roast champion" uhmm nope that is not how most peeps think of RP they might be trying to get that show off the ground but that is not it.

Mara "it is going to be marinara sauce and blood all over" sigh. Sarah "I am kind of working getting back into group dates after my one on one" she says it like she went off to war and now has to acclimate to civilian life. 

The show sets up a faux comedy show setting with over-eager audience members that definitely look like paid extras. Marlena gets the roast going and kind of reflects my feeling on how little we know about Hunter "as we all know Hunter has chronic irritable bowel syndrome which much like her personality is [expletive] - Damn Shanae you aint here but I am still going to get your ass Shane is like a herpes outbreak, no matter how hard you try to get rid of her she keeps coming back and lasting longer than expected." Sarah makes a lot of age jokes about Mara and referencing cougar life; Mara gives it back to Sara and offers babysitting and ends it with "Just go home you desperate bitch" I think I heard gasps.

Serene says "it is so nice to be on Shanae's season of the Bachelorette." This is going to make it harder for the producers to force Clayton to keep Shanae more than another episode and notice I said producers I do not care about Clayton's opinions here. 

Evening: 

Marlena is confident "today was good I was able to shine at the roast." Susie takes Clayton aside first and breaks out a microphone stand (not planted at all) since she roasted him in the day time she compliments him in the evening. Clayton to Marlena "I thought last week was your week, but this week you outdid yourself." Marlena uses the phrase that Texas' football team used last year as our tagline "I am all gas no breaks" BUT UT HAD IT's WORST SEASON IN 80 YEARS, just a heads up Marlena, sometimes you want to slow down. 

Back to hotel and the 2 on 1 card arrives - "into the falls your journey goes, only one comes out with the rose" - the ladies are speculating that this is the first card that does not end with "love Clayton" LADIES HE DOES NOT WRITE THE CARDS! "Clayton is not going to even talk to Genevieve because I am going to push her in the falls" you can guess who said that after speculating the date will go to Niagara falls. 

Back to the date and Clayton and Rachel have another whisper conversation and a make out that causes the hem of her dress to be flapped over. Eliza brings Clayton maple syrup shots. 
Rachel gets the group date rose after Clayton says "this person continues to make me feel safe with every interaction that we have" that is one way to just say "she did not do anything of consequence on this date but I really like her and I want her to feel validated but they make me pretend that y'all all mattered on this date." 

So much hyping of this 2 on 1 to get it stretched into the next week. 

Either Genevieve is one of the strongest women this show has had on or her suitcase is practically empty as she takes it down the staircase to pose it beside Shanae's for the potential wheel out moment still to come. 

TWO ON ONE: 

The group meets at Niagara falls

Genevieve is visibly nervous Shanae is exuding confidence and claims she is taking the trash out once again. If you know how to read a show clock you knew the annoying "to be continued" was inevitable. 

Bloopers:

The group date is invaded by bees Mara finds the positive in it "why am I so sweet?" 

Bachelor recap or we are sponsored by the Gulf shrimping industry?

 My DVR initially said it would not playback the show and I briefly thought "it is saving me from myself" then it worked on the 2nd attempt (so it does not care about my wellbeing after all) and thus once more into the fray we go. 

We return to the house the morning of the 3rd Rose Ceremony; many of the women are discussing Shanae over food while Shanae is sunning by the pool. Some of the girls wonder if they should raise the issue of Shanae with Clayton. Gabby says that if they all do it later, the time of the cocktail party will be dominated by the drama. BUT ladies, why not just all address it as a group and get it over with. 

COCKTAIL CEREMONY: 
While on the couch of destiny Marlena asks Shanae if she wants to address anything - "No." There is some bickering as Clayton walks in and tells the ladies that he wants to talk to Elizabeth and Shanae outside (does this count as a 2 on 1?) 

Clayton says "I cannot build a relationship with either of you if we are having this conflict" so bro why not just ask all the women of the group? Elizabeth starts off with her coat on then takes it off as she gets heated both literally and figuratively. Shanae brings up shrimpgate again and Elizabeth falls into a trap of getting her location wrong denying that she was in the hot tub when Shanae offered shrimp. While the women are volleying accusations at each other Clayton is sitting in the middle of them looking like a child hearing his parents threatening to divorce each other.

Clayton steps away and the women continue to argue with each other but the show makes it appear that Clayton is still within earshot. As Elizabeth walks away she says she is "too much of a lady" for the situation and Shanae yells "a fake one" Elizabeth mishears it and walks back into the group saying "I think she just called me fat" which of course in this group is worse than being called fake. 

This show works hard - Shanae goes to grab a sushi platter and it is filled with shrimp. 

Gabby says she will have trauma so she will need to use it's scientific name "I would like a crustacean that has a tail and it's really big" GABBY THE NAME DENOTES ITS SIZE - SHRIMP! 

Shanae returns to the couch of destiny carrying shrimp and this sets people off particularly Genevieve and Jill. Genevieve blows up and does not want to hear Shanae speak, this is a bad tactic because she is screaming. Clayton sends in Jesse to do his dirty work "He is exhausted and not in a good head space right now...he has made the decision to cancel the cocktail party...we will be moving straight to the rose ceremony." 

Jill "well the cocktail party was cancelled over shrimp" 

Genevieve "he is overwhelmed" let us slow down guys, this man should not be overwhelmed by something as simple as this. Y'all really about to fight for a man who cannot stand firm for y'all? 

I am really hoping Elizabeth is given to hyperbole because she calls the women she has barely known "some of my best girlfriends in the world" and if that were true it would be sad. 

ROSE CEREMONY:

Roses to Marlena, Teddi (Serene gets first shot at narrating). Rachel (as she comes forward I swear a new woman was added to the cast because I do not recognize her in the lineup as Rachel walks past her), Mara, Sierra, (Lyndsey now gets the 'cry narration'), Susie, Jill (for all her crying narration is safe), Serene, Geneieve (does not take her time to say a damn thing), Hunter, Lyndsey, (Shanae presumably re Elizabeth "I swear to God if he gives her a rose I am going to shove that rose all the way up his ass it is going to come out his mouth"), - Final rose but the drama is gone because the promos heavily featured Shanae. As Elizabeth leaves Shenae's ITM "Ding dong the witch is dead" she dances with a rose in her mouth - "...you will be walking down that driveway in your heels, crying. Don't f@$k with me." "OH HONEY!"

Next Day: 

Gabby is crying to Genevieve that she is emotionally exhausted. More shots of Shanae eating. 
Jesse comes in to really play up whatever the Houston Tourist board wrote which makes it sound like they are going to a European city, the girls have to make a tonne of Texas puns "bigger and better." 

Clayton "I have friends that live in Houston so this does feel like home" is Clayton the type to go to someone's house and not leave? 

Clayton's college teammate/friend Clarence shows up and Clayton freaks out, he lifts Clarence off the ground with his hug. 

Rachel gets the first date. 

ONE ON ONE: 

Rachel runs and jumps into Clayton's arms with a leg wrap. 

The couple goes horseback riding and 'happens upon' a 'family' that just happens to be there and invites them  to hang THIS SHOW IS SO STUPID AND THINKS WE ARE TOO...because this 'family' is perfectly mic'd and we can hear everything they say clearly but I am supposed to believe this is a chance encounter? By the way the peeps on the grill are the owners of Blood Bros a pretty bloody famous Houston BBQ joint. The 'family' let's Rachel and Clayton sit in with them and help to cook at their well aligned grills and  eat at their tables that just happened to be positioned to allow photogenic shots.

I am an idiot for continuing to watch this show, I am going to take a walk. 

Rachel and Clayton make out by a creek (it is actually a pond but that doesn't sound as romantic)

Clayton tells Rachel that "I am done playing hard to get, I think I am going to give that up." Clayton is sprung. Rachel's entire conversation was done at a whisper, I do not know why. 

Back to the group hotel room and a group date card arrives with Shanae's name last on purpose - 13 girls are named for the group date so Serene looks to have a one on one in her future. 

Evening: 

The couple goes to dinner in a mega-barn. 

"The more I talk to you the more questions I have, and the more confused I get...I am wondering why a woman as beautiful as you with a bad ass job...is here?" Rachel "you scared me!" Rachel says her previous relationship was with an unsupportive partner. Clayton vaguely says he will support her ("I will never dim your light") and she gushes. 

Restless Road is this week's 'Artist you have no idea of their music while the couple will pretend to be big fans' (Trademark) this franchise loves it's average country musicians. 

Back to the hotel and women are ranting about Shanae who we see leaning her head against a wall to eavesdrop. (There is a Ted Cruz meme that has much in common with this moment) 

Sierra loudly tells the group that they should all team up against Shanae, "I would do it right now but it takes a team" sigh, this will not go well. 

GROUP DATE: 

Clayton is terribly grilling some burgers and dogs while standing next to an Ioniq 5 in a blatant ad and in case you did not get the hint the front of the car is featured and like an infomercial Clayton shows Gabby how to plug things into the car because you know - FUTURE! 

2 Houston Texans (BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO) football players show up to tell the women they will be playing a game for Clayton's heart but not "2 hand touch or flag, real life tackle football."

Marlena reminds us that she is an Olympian. The names of the teams are Purple Punishers vs Shrimp Stampede because the show is going to stampede that shrimp thing into the ground. The Shrimp Stampede do not appear to be very good. 

Marlena is very enthusiastic. I am unsure why the franchise thinks tackle football is necessary here, and I say this as someone who was a BIG fan of hitting people in high school this is DUMB. 

Sierra is gloating over the fact that she will get to tackle Shanae to leave her "black, blue and purple." 

Hannah Storm joins Jesse Palmer as the announcers for 'The Bachelor Bowl'

Hannah you are better than this. Marlena reminds us "we wringing necks...there is gonna be some blood"
We get a moment of clearly dysfunctional playing where the Purple Punishers on defense think they can pick the ball off the floor to score and celebrate. 
Jesse gets Hannah to crack up as he dead pans "Jill an architectural historian, also a vegan Hannah, and she just ate grass" I will admit his delivery and line were funny.

Back to Marlena reminding us that she is an Olympian in her locker room rant, then to the field as Marlena just blazes past everyone into the endzone. Shanae takes quire a few hits. 

I should not have called the team dysfunctional for celebrating because the rules of this game are suspect, the Shrimp recover multiple fumbles but do not get the ball. Sierra scores on a misdirection to get to 14-0 then Marlena picks the ball off and takes it to the house for a 21-0 win. Marlena is the clear MVP. The winning team gets the evening date with Clayton, the losing team returns to the hotel. Bad of me to think that if there was even a hint of romantic chemistry with Clayton and Marlena a bigger deal would have been made of her? I suspect if Rachel had been on this date and won MVP it would have been a 15 minute segment. 

An ad for Death on the Nile pops up and I chuckle since there is more drama about the cast of this movie than the movie itself will be able to deliver. 

Evening portion: 

Clayton and the women on the date discuss that "blood was shed"

Teddi in her alone time with Clayton is sporting a massive bruise on her leg.

Such an unnecessary injury. 

The ladies on the date are celebrating that they are 'drama free' Sierra is trying to rally the troops to tell Clayton as a collective that they are not fans of Shanae. 

Back to the hotel and Shanae is telling us the other ladies are "two faced bitches." 

Back to the date Sierra "when you decided to keep Shanae a lot of the other women in the house were shocked...based on the character that we believe you to be we didn't think that would be someone you would want to be your wife." Clayton hears that and asks "on 2 plays in the game you tackled her when she didn't have the ball" clearly he does not want to hear what Sierra has to say. In an ITM Clayton expresses surprise that people are still talking about Shanae "I thought we were done with this" (Sierra you may sadly learn that you should have followed your own initial plan of using a group talk). 

Genevieve also brings up Shanae "she lied and she just cannot apologize for what she has done" as we see Shanae walking out in a LBD and a bandage. 

Shanae interrupts a moment between Sarah and Clayton causing Clayton to say "weren't you on the losing team?" "No...I deserve to be here" Clayton allows Shanae to take Sarah's place.

While the rest of the women on the date think they are going to eventually get Shanae out, Shanae and Clayton are in a make-out session after he apologized for being shocked that she arrived, the make-out escalates to Shanae being placed on the bar for a kiss. 

Shanae because she is completely feeling herself as a warrior walks out to the ladies and says "Genevieve and Sierra keep my name out of your mouths"

then snatches the team's trophy and throws it into the bushes. Genevieve, Sierra and her body glitter are all shocked.

This is one of those moments where someone tricks herself into thinking 'she is gangsta' - in a fight I would take at least half of the women on that date over Shanae (did you hear that Marlena is an Olympian?) but no one is going to grab her here because it is not in their interest to do so. 

Bloopers: 

We learn that Sarah is nasty, nasty! She admits she was hanging out with Busta Rhymes and didn't want to get up so she peed herself.