First mine, then hers (though hers was written first but it is my blog so why not)
I know every week I mock the gratuitous shots of Sean with
his shirt off, but in fairness to him, if I had his body I might never wear a
shirt again. I am always amused by the girls initially clapping the news of
X-girls date invite then having them express their disappointment in
confessionals.
I really really really think I have met this Selma girl.
Last week I wondered out loud if the girls really thought the fabulous dates
they go on would continue once the show was done…and this week it was answered.
Selma kept exclaiming how much she wants to keep doing such fabulous things for
ever. Have you ever noticed Sean often looks into the wrong direction when
doing his confessionals? I really hope he is looking at a producer or a cue
card and not that he has no idea how to use a camera.
I can respect and applaud Selma’s love (and healthy fear) of
her parents and their traditional values and thus her not kissing on TV. I
would be lying if I did not say I was shocked that she held out, but I was
impressed.
Watching the girls rollerblading is awesome, until we see
that one of the girls cannot balance because…she has one arm. I hate the
Bachelor for doing this to me, I do not want my heart strings tugged on, I want
to mock these girls viciously not to pause because of a disability, so you know
what? Back to mocking, after all we are supposed to treat everyone equally.
Normally when watching sports I hate seeing anyone injured, even the mildest
twinge of an ankle makes me feel bad. But, when Amanda wipes out, I had to
chuckle because this girl had just faked for a long time that she was well
versed in the game and then immediately ate it. Suckily Amanda’s injury cancels
the chance of us seeing these girls compete.
Tierra is back 100% with the crazy eyes. Here is a thought,
if you want to walk off the show, then just do so. Why wait around to interrupt
another girls date? And if you do not want to just stalk off the show but would
rather politely let the bachelor know before you leave, why not wait till your
moment to talk to him? I hear it shouted in my co-workers voice “DARAHMAAAAA”
(yup that is how he spells it when he yells it). Well played Tierra, well
played. Hahah he just said he looked into her eyes and saw something special,
yes you did it is called ‘crazy’.
Freaking out about receiving diamonds on a show that is
designed with dating experiences in mind just seems foolish. All these Pretty
Woman references and the girl loving the comparison of her to Julia Robert’s
character in the movie; does she not understand the character was a WHORE? Man
this guy lacks charisma, in the jewelry store, I am pretty sure Neil Lane was
hoping he would make it more like the blatant ad it is for his store.
Well this is awkward, they had a musician lined up for the
post rose intimate dance and then poof…he lets the girl go; thus causing Sean
to have to say the name of the featured act in a blatantly forced way and then
show shots of him listening to the music alone.
Tierra gives the world’s best apology: “That was kind of
your bad” I have got to use that move the next time I am apologizing to someone
immediately tell them it was their fault. Oh and can you say “I am too much of
a woman…to let them get to me” when earlier in the epi you were crying because
other girls had his attention?
Wha wha what? Tierra is only 24?????????? No way
Rose Ceremony: blah blah bunch of pretty girls get roses.
The girl who cracked her chin on the floor gets sent home, another ‘model’
gone.
Post credits video…Sean does not know how to drive stick!!!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Now E's email
Okay, so I guess it is my turn to have some musings. Please ignore all the typos and grammar mistakes, thanks. :)
So, we start off with another shirtless Shawn, and in his underwear. Nice.
The girls are already crying within 5 minutes. Seriously? Oh my, this is going to be a long night.
Date 1: Selma
She says "all 110 lbs"… don't girls usually never, ever say their weight? Anyway, she sort of reminds me of the actress Shiri Abbleby. She was on Roswell.
She said he took the Iraqi to the desert. Thats awesome, but she is not impressed. She's such a princess. This is really an amusing date so far. At the top, queue to sweeping, soaring music. Love conquers all. VOM! Now it's time for the after physical activity dinner date. Trailer park trash, hilarious. I think it is hilarious that she's talking about not being able to kiss him because of her culture, but she has her tatas hanging out all over the place, especially on the climb up the rock. Look at my whole body! But I can't kiss you! I'm a fucking cock tease. Shawn's reaction, his noisy exhale, was hilarious.
Shawn is funny. He reminds me of what it was like when I was looking at colleges. I fell in love with each one that I went to, and forgot about the others, instantly. He is like, "I'm so into you!!" to each girl he goes on a one on one date with.
Group Date:
Roller Derby, this should be interesting. The crazy girl is going to take someone out for sure! I will clarify, the throw-myself-down-the-stairs crazy girl.
Seriously, did these girls never roller skate when they were little? None of them can stay on their feet! And it sucks watching the one armed girl. I feel really bad for her. She needs to go home so I stop feeling bad about her having one arm. And the girl who lied about having experience and then ate shit is also a little crazy! She was the one who was moping and all axe murderer during the rose ceremony the other week before shawn talked to her. But, anyway, good call canceling the match. LOL
Dinner date (again, after physical activity, natch)
Man, Tierra is really giving the girls stank eye, right from the start. I want her to stay around because she is so awesomely crazy. I always wonder how the crazy chicks will ever get a date after the show airs. Oh my god. That injured girl's tonsils joke.. ick. OH no. Tierra said fustrating. FUSTRATING! Now I'm torn. Crazy is fun TV, but talking like that annoys me. It's a pet peeve. Fustrating, supposably… really people.
So, this Tierra breakdown cracks me up. How are you going to be upset about mot having a lot of time with him, all these other girls dating him, etc. It's the Bachelor. What did you think was going to happen? She's not going to get any sympathy. But I also think that it is very possible that she is just playing a good game. Oh she plays dirty! She got the rose. Shawn is an idiot.
Date 3: Leslie
I think that this girl is really attractive, even though she has an enormous mouth. I would be very happy to have a shopping spree date. That way when I eventually do not win the man, I get to go home with dope swag. That pink dress is so ugly. I would never even pick it up off the rack. She's really cute though. I don't really think they have a connection though. Although maybe in a few minutes he's going to say he absolutely is falling for her. Like he says after every date.
Boring relationship talk during dinner. Snore. Ha! He totally said the connection wasn't there. I am on fire. But that is sad for her. But, like I said… swag.
Shawn said Ben Taylor was going to sing for them… WHO? That must suck even more for this band that I don't know of. LOL they are playing for no one. So sad for them.
Oh no, I am live now.
Cocktail Party:
He just told them that if they have questions about the decisions that they make… queue the line of girls to ask why he gave the rose to Tierra. LOL
Robyn's pick up line… I was embarrassed! She's a weird one for sure.
Most fake apology ever on air. And anyone who says "I came here to win this" is really not there to fall in love. :) Although I don't know how many people think they will actually fall in love, but judging by the exit interviews, everyone leaves broken hearted, even when they only had one conversation with him.
Rose Ceremony:
That Amanda girl looks like she should be a witch in a movie. Yikes.
That last girl he picked, Daniella, looks like she is dirty nasty sexy. Sorry, but she does. I like her.
Not surprising that crazy girl number two was let go.
Okay, those are my play by play ramblings. :)
Next week is TWO nights of the Bachelor!
So, we start off with another shirtless Shawn, and in his underwear. Nice.
The girls are already crying within 5 minutes. Seriously? Oh my, this is going to be a long night.
Date 1: Selma
She says "all 110 lbs"… don't girls usually never, ever say their weight? Anyway, she sort of reminds me of the actress Shiri Abbleby. She was on Roswell.
She said he took the Iraqi to the desert. Thats awesome, but she is not impressed. She's such a princess. This is really an amusing date so far. At the top, queue to sweeping, soaring music. Love conquers all. VOM! Now it's time for the after physical activity dinner date. Trailer park trash, hilarious. I think it is hilarious that she's talking about not being able to kiss him because of her culture, but she has her tatas hanging out all over the place, especially on the climb up the rock. Look at my whole body! But I can't kiss you! I'm a fucking cock tease. Shawn's reaction, his noisy exhale, was hilarious.
Shawn is funny. He reminds me of what it was like when I was looking at colleges. I fell in love with each one that I went to, and forgot about the others, instantly. He is like, "I'm so into you!!" to each girl he goes on a one on one date with.
Group Date:
Roller Derby, this should be interesting. The crazy girl is going to take someone out for sure! I will clarify, the throw-myself-down-the-stairs crazy girl.
Seriously, did these girls never roller skate when they were little? None of them can stay on their feet! And it sucks watching the one armed girl. I feel really bad for her. She needs to go home so I stop feeling bad about her having one arm. And the girl who lied about having experience and then ate shit is also a little crazy! She was the one who was moping and all axe murderer during the rose ceremony the other week before shawn talked to her. But, anyway, good call canceling the match. LOL
Dinner date (again, after physical activity, natch)
Man, Tierra is really giving the girls stank eye, right from the start. I want her to stay around because she is so awesomely crazy. I always wonder how the crazy chicks will ever get a date after the show airs. Oh my god. That injured girl's tonsils joke.. ick. OH no. Tierra said fustrating. FUSTRATING! Now I'm torn. Crazy is fun TV, but talking like that annoys me. It's a pet peeve. Fustrating, supposably… really people.
So, this Tierra breakdown cracks me up. How are you going to be upset about mot having a lot of time with him, all these other girls dating him, etc. It's the Bachelor. What did you think was going to happen? She's not going to get any sympathy. But I also think that it is very possible that she is just playing a good game. Oh she plays dirty! She got the rose. Shawn is an idiot.
Date 3: Leslie
I think that this girl is really attractive, even though she has an enormous mouth. I would be very happy to have a shopping spree date. That way when I eventually do not win the man, I get to go home with dope swag. That pink dress is so ugly. I would never even pick it up off the rack. She's really cute though. I don't really think they have a connection though. Although maybe in a few minutes he's going to say he absolutely is falling for her. Like he says after every date.
Boring relationship talk during dinner. Snore. Ha! He totally said the connection wasn't there. I am on fire. But that is sad for her. But, like I said… swag.
Shawn said Ben Taylor was going to sing for them… WHO? That must suck even more for this band that I don't know of. LOL they are playing for no one. So sad for them.
Oh no, I am live now.
Cocktail Party:
He just told them that if they have questions about the decisions that they make… queue the line of girls to ask why he gave the rose to Tierra. LOL
Robyn's pick up line… I was embarrassed! She's a weird one for sure.
Most fake apology ever on air. And anyone who says "I came here to win this" is really not there to fall in love. :) Although I don't know how many people think they will actually fall in love, but judging by the exit interviews, everyone leaves broken hearted, even when they only had one conversation with him.
Rose Ceremony:
That Amanda girl looks like she should be a witch in a movie. Yikes.
That last girl he picked, Daniella, looks like she is dirty nasty sexy. Sorry, but she does. I like her.
Not surprising that crazy girl number two was let go.
Okay, those are my play by play ramblings. :)
Next week is TWO nights of the Bachelor!
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