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Monday, September 27, 2004

The Grass is fake!

I received a shock today, what I thought was the lush GREEN fields of USD are fake. The tricky bastards paint the brown grass green giving that healthy well watered look. How shady is that: grass stains are literally grass stains at our school. I feel so cheap and used now. Oh well could be worse they could be charging me $30 grand to sit in a hot un airconditioned room - oh wait they are doing that..

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

What is a 2nd yr law student doing checking out the grass? I mean how close were you to it that you examined it's texture? Were you laying on it? Late at night? With an undergrad? Need I say more? I think I solved the mystery. (She must not have been that interesting though that you were so focussed on the grass). Nevertheless, get back to the SBA office and do something productive for the school. If you don't like the grass, then try to change it. Isn't that what you are in office for? To make a difference. Since you haven't done much so far, why not start with the grass. And when you are done with that, how about fixing the parking situation. Much love. anonymous

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