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Tuesday, March 27, 2007

The Gap and Naughty documentaries.

You have to admire the Gap's determination to take as many classic songs as they can find and ruin them with crappy commericals.

Another thing to admire is HBO's ability to drop a line like this "HBO presents the HBO docmentary presentation of..." and then they drop some damn raunchy stuff like 'Cathouse' or 'Pimps up Hoes down'. Other channels should try this trick..."Fox news presents he Fox documentary films presentation of "Politicians screwing their interns" because after all if you call it a documentary you can show anything right?

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Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.