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Monday, July 31, 2006
Looks like a Jamaican will stand alone again!
Wow something tells me that your masseuse would have to really hate you to sabotage your career like this! Or it could just be a badly created cover story. I reserve judgment as to which I think it is. I love the fact that Asafa will over take the #1 spot in the world BEFORE Gatlin is suspended (potentially) this way at least he got it head to head and not because of paperwork!
Decent summer movie
Saw Miami Vice tonight: It is a fun summer movie. I don’t think it’s a great ‘classic’ movie but it’s a good visual treat. Well put together film and better than most. I do like the fact that even though it is a summer blockbuster-esque movie it managed to avoid the pitfall of just throwing in a bunch of explosions and hoping to just wow the audience into thinking they are seeing something good. Oh and it has none of the cheesiness of the 80’s tv-drama but all of the flashiness; cars-hotties-and great shooting.
Sunday, July 30, 2006
Ah drinking and Psych
Not sure how much Alcohol is left in San Diego, but I do know that my friends have made a good faith attempt to rid the bars of it!
I am loving this new show…Psych! Normally I am not a fan of shows on the USA network but in the last few years they have come out with a decent line up in Monk, Psych and though I do not watch it I hear good things about ‘The Dead Zone’ (I enjoyed the book so to be honest a bit wary of watching the show).
I am loving this new show…Psych! Normally I am not a fan of shows on the USA network but in the last few years they have come out with a decent line up in Monk, Psych and though I do not watch it I hear good things about ‘The Dead Zone’ (I enjoyed the book so to be honest a bit wary of watching the show).
Tuesday, July 25, 2006
As down as I am feeling today
The Fergie 'London Bridge' song just makes me smile...ah those lyrics creative writing at its finest!
OK OFFICIALLY 100% SCARED NOW!
My laptop crashed in the middle of the bar forcing me to switch to handwriting and completely freaking me out making the rest of the bar just another crappy experience.
I should have known it was going to be a long crappy day when neither I nor the proctor could find my seat, and I was eventually placed in a seat that turned out to be someone else's seat.
DAMN IT ALL!
I should have known it was going to be a long crappy day when neither I nor the proctor could find my seat, and I was eventually placed in a seat that turned out to be someone else's seat.
DAMN IT ALL!
Monday, July 24, 2006
Burned out and the Bar hasn't even started
Good luck to all - here's hoping for the first ever 100% pass rate!
Sunday, July 23, 2006
Ah moments like this I really miss the Island - so burned out from studying!
So the tony matterhorn song "dutty wine" amazes me just on its sheer vulgarity everytime I listen to it and, sadly I cannot stop listening to it - the amount of places that he contemplates and lists 'penetrating' his girl on is just awe inspiring: Seriously Tony? "on the dresser, Bruck all the figurines" on the TV, on the fan?? and the names of positions "The Roast duck"??? Something tells me no surface is safe to touch at Mr. Matterhorn's home
"Coulda 2 a dem, coulda 3 a dem, send di whole a dem"
As to di following vid watch it descend from a decent attempt fi do dutty wine to sheer craziness - I really think she hits her head on the floor a few times as shi do di "twist yuh head" move
I love the tuck in yuh belly song and goes well with this vid clip - make sure your speakers are on...
"Coulda 2 a dem, coulda 3 a dem, send di whole a dem"
As to di following vid watch it descend from a decent attempt fi do dutty wine to sheer craziness - I really think she hits her head on the floor a few times as shi do di "twist yuh head" move
I love the tuck in yuh belly song and goes well with this vid clip - make sure your speakers are on...
Bloody hot, creepy ads and an efficient army
I am more than a little creeped out that a bail bondsman ad on the radio appears to be trying to seduce clients into picking them!
It is so bloody hot in my apartment that I am just sitting in darkness.
I am so burnt out from studying. If I fail the bar it will not be from lack of knowledge. I left the LRC at about 11.30pm and could count the amount of cars in the parking lot on one hand.
Love and blessings to my friends in the middle east – Keep your heads down and stay safe.
An Amazing system utilized by the Israeli army!
Wow, just heard a commentator drop this gem: "He is just like Herpes, just when you think you have him beat he comes right back!"
It is so bloody hot in my apartment that I am just sitting in darkness.
I am so burnt out from studying. If I fail the bar it will not be from lack of knowledge. I left the LRC at about 11.30pm and could count the amount of cars in the parking lot on one hand.
Love and blessings to my friends in the middle east – Keep your heads down and stay safe.
An Amazing system utilized by the Israeli army!
Wow, just heard a commentator drop this gem: "He is just like Herpes, just when you think you have him beat he comes right back!"
Saturday, July 22, 2006
No wonder I feel like I am melting...
I just checked my weather service link and it shows San Diego at 103 degrees (heat index). So sad when the air conditioned library feels like the best place to be right now!
Friday, July 21, 2006
What is this guy thinking?
This guy really, really cracks me up. I love how he came up with that number! $832 million because you look like the greatest player ever: Amazing!
Thursday, July 20, 2006
Apologies for the peal out and free hugs to all!
“The tribe of extreme has risen again” – Paul Heyman
So it seems that during the bar study period everything we do is extreme. Today leaving the parking lot for the 2nd time this week I made my tires squeal (SQUEAL) which really shouldn’t happen with a car as old as mine (after all it is now at the age where it could get a learner’s permit). Thing is I do like hearing the tires squeal, but not in a parking lot…thing is – I do not realize that I am pealing out when leaving the library. Bloody studying has gotten to me!
If I am going to peal out I would at least like the fun of knowing that I am going to do it. I have a pretty good feeling that my tires are low so I will check them in the morning since it would suck wrecking on the way to the bar.
So to the quote above – SO many peeps are FREAKING OUT…I hate seeing my peeps stressed, everywhere I look I see people either shedding tears, choking back tears or wiping away tears.
To my peeps buck up we will all make it true – nothing is worth the toll you are taking on your souls…and never forget – FREE HUGS ALWAYS FROM THE CALI-J
So it seems that during the bar study period everything we do is extreme. Today leaving the parking lot for the 2nd time this week I made my tires squeal (SQUEAL) which really shouldn’t happen with a car as old as mine (after all it is now at the age where it could get a learner’s permit). Thing is I do like hearing the tires squeal, but not in a parking lot…thing is – I do not realize that I am pealing out when leaving the library. Bloody studying has gotten to me!
If I am going to peal out I would at least like the fun of knowing that I am going to do it. I have a pretty good feeling that my tires are low so I will check them in the morning since it would suck wrecking on the way to the bar.
So to the quote above – SO many peeps are FREAKING OUT…I hate seeing my peeps stressed, everywhere I look I see people either shedding tears, choking back tears or wiping away tears.
To my peeps buck up we will all make it true – nothing is worth the toll you are taking on your souls…and never forget – FREE HUGS ALWAYS FROM THE CALI-J
Tuesday, July 18, 2006
Sizzla seh it so mi muss past it!
Jus a tek sum wuds from missa Kalonji in prep fi di bar
“Rise to the occasion, look at yourself den say yuh strong, no-one can stop yuh, oh yeah Rise to the occasion, go ahead yuh know yuh strong, no-one can stop yuh It's for you to make the best in life, know that you got the chance
Get up & step towards your goal, it's all right, fulfill your needs & wants You to make the best in life, know that you got the chance Get up & step towards your goal, it's all right”
--Sizzla
“Rise to the occasion, look at yourself den say yuh strong, no-one can stop yuh, oh yeah Rise to the occasion, go ahead yuh know yuh strong, no-one can stop yuh It's for you to make the best in life, know that you got the chance
Get up & step towards your goal, it's all right, fulfill your needs & wants You to make the best in life, know that you got the chance Get up & step towards your goal, it's all right”
--Sizzla
Screw the bar - Save my friends - Damn this is killing me!
So as I sat and watched 2 friends trade out ‘freak out’ moments and I stealthily reached for my ipod headphones to plug my ears so that I wouldn’t get ‘bummed’ out. I realized not for the first or heck even 50th time that the Bar just RIPS US APART. It is the dasher of dreams and the killer of hopes. I slept less than half an hour last night because I was tossing and turning trying to figure out a wills and trust MPC question despite the fact that Wills and Trusts do not have MPC questions – Worst thing too is that I know there are no MPC W/T questions but I could not stop trying to solve the damn problem.
If you know me you know I may kid about stress a lot, but I tend not to stress out, but damn it the bar has shown me a whole new level and since I am not used to stressing I think I am handling it badly. My skin is breaking out like a teen-ager’s I eat crappy food and I have no patience for anyone’s stupidity (hmm maybe the bar has only increased my attitude). Thing is what mainly sucks is that the peeps I would normally turn to for support are either taking the damn bar themselves and it is not fair for me to ask them when they need it as badly if not worst than I do (I haven’t broken down in tears like a few I have seen); or they are in Texas and our times conflict; or working; or not even in the damn country.
I have studied for this exam harder than I have ever studied for anything in my life. I know more law than most lawyers currently working in the state of CA (the knowledge may be useless) (that’s not a boast by the way – I do not think I am unique in that I think 90% of the peeps currently taking the bar will know more law than current lawyers – just lack experience) and yet I am fully convinced that I will fail the bar. I look at the upcoming 3 days with nothing but revulsion, I have no confidence and I cannot stomach the thought of failing.
It is so bad that peeps are using phrases like “no one talk to me on Tuesday”
“I do not want to see anyone before the bar” or my favorite “Just think of it as a practice exam” Well the latter is how I had planned to treat the LSAT and thankfully my score assured me that I wouldn’t have to do that so here is hoping the same will happen on the bar.
Regardless of the result next Tue/Wed/Thu: San Diego better look out because once I am done and the rest of my cohorts with me there will be a good faith effort to rid the entire downtown district of alcohol. My intention is to make it look like prohibition has returned by removing alcohol from every bloody bar that I am allowed to enter!
To the Bar examiners of CA “JUST BRING IT”
If you know me you know I may kid about stress a lot, but I tend not to stress out, but damn it the bar has shown me a whole new level and since I am not used to stressing I think I am handling it badly. My skin is breaking out like a teen-ager’s I eat crappy food and I have no patience for anyone’s stupidity (hmm maybe the bar has only increased my attitude). Thing is what mainly sucks is that the peeps I would normally turn to for support are either taking the damn bar themselves and it is not fair for me to ask them when they need it as badly if not worst than I do (I haven’t broken down in tears like a few I have seen); or they are in Texas and our times conflict; or working; or not even in the damn country.
I have studied for this exam harder than I have ever studied for anything in my life. I know more law than most lawyers currently working in the state of CA (the knowledge may be useless) (that’s not a boast by the way – I do not think I am unique in that I think 90% of the peeps currently taking the bar will know more law than current lawyers – just lack experience) and yet I am fully convinced that I will fail the bar. I look at the upcoming 3 days with nothing but revulsion, I have no confidence and I cannot stomach the thought of failing.
It is so bad that peeps are using phrases like “no one talk to me on Tuesday”
“I do not want to see anyone before the bar” or my favorite “Just think of it as a practice exam” Well the latter is how I had planned to treat the LSAT and thankfully my score assured me that I wouldn’t have to do that so here is hoping the same will happen on the bar.
Regardless of the result next Tue/Wed/Thu: San Diego better look out because once I am done and the rest of my cohorts with me there will be a good faith effort to rid the entire downtown district of alcohol. My intention is to make it look like prohibition has returned by removing alcohol from every bloody bar that I am allowed to enter!
To the Bar examiners of CA “JUST BRING IT”
Monday, July 17, 2006
Sunday, July 16, 2006
There are not enough random cat fights between hotties!
In honor of my ex who seems bent on spending every day at the pool while I suffer in the bar (no empathy baby gurrl?) and insists that while at the pool shi mus get wassy wid di people dem. I have dug up an old gem of an ad - yes it is sexist and prolly mysog...oh just watch 2 beautiful women catfight and enjoy yourself cause the bar sucks!!!!!
Saturday, July 15, 2006
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- Cali J
- Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.

