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Sunday, July 16, 2006

There are not enough random cat fights between hotties!

In honor of my ex who seems bent on spending every day at the pool while I suffer in the bar (no empathy baby gurrl?) and insists that while at the pool shi mus get wassy wid di people dem. I have dug up an old gem of an ad - yes it is sexist and prolly mysog...oh just watch 2 beautiful women catfight and enjoy yourself cause the bar sucks!!!!!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

empathy does not exist until next year, when you feel my pain as i'm suffering while studying for the Texas Bar. for now, i'm working on my tan!

p.s. those ppl deserved to be sassed. your ignorance does not excuse your grown children

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Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.