Infrequently updated consistently funny

Sunday, July 23, 2006

Bloody hot, creepy ads and an efficient army

I am more than a little creeped out that a bail bondsman ad on the radio appears to be trying to seduce clients into picking them!

It is so bloody hot in my apartment that I am just sitting in darkness.

I am so burnt out from studying. If I fail the bar it will not be from lack of knowledge. I left the LRC at about 11.30pm and could count the amount of cars in the parking lot on one hand.

Love and blessings to my friends in the middle east – Keep your heads down and stay safe.

An Amazing system utilized by the Israeli army!



Wow, just heard a commentator drop this gem: "He is just like Herpes, just when you think you have him beat he comes right back!"

No comments:

Blog Archive

About Me

My photo
Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.