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Wednesday, July 21, 2004


Moments I miss: Granted going out everynight in SD is just as bad
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Day 7 of the beard growth, my new plan is to get as bushy as I can, before I have to get decent again. 2 weeks then its the trip into the dangerous world of companion travelling and meeting family. Thanks again! So let me tell u driving on the highway late at night at 105mph is awesome especially with the window down. So I was the Cat that decided to give blood on only 3 hours sleep and then go shopping and then to top the night of go drinking even though I had less blood than normal to control the alcohol, still didnt get drunk or buzzed; life is wierd. Oh have to big up the bar chic that hooked me up with the VIP wrist band nice of u. Now If I could only screw up courage to talk to the ladies. Oh and the hottie was there again diff bar diff night same girl. Same longing in my mind to step to the plate, same inability to deliver the pitch. Though she did smile at me. Im telling u 4 more meetings like that and I will say hi. Or do i know u or something equally lame like I would like you to snuggle up with me in front of my fireplace. Seriously whats up with fire places in SD; expecting snow?

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Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.