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Monday, July 26, 2004

Ouch harsh treatment...

Man my friends are cold...yeah yeah, so maybe Im pretty damn cold myself but damn when u get a call respond to let me know whats up. To my Boy DAMN DOG THATS COLD.

I found this funny: 'R&B star R Kelly has developed such a huge fixation with Africa, he's turned his whole recording studio into a virtual jungle.'..."I know people out there might laugh, but we are in the jungle. We're on a serious mission, and just know that Charlie is out there to stop us, and you have to load up your guns. I know this all sounds crazy..." Anymore proof needed that R Kelly is going as mad as Jacko? First of all who wants to pretend to live in an African jungle, 2nd uhmm Mr. R, Mr Kelly sir the charlie were the peeps that the Americans fought in Vietnam, not in africa...as a comedian on VH1 said, "no wonder America couldnt win the war in Vietnam, we were fighting the enemy in the wrong damn country" Thanks Mr kelly for telling us what we did wrong.

Damn back to the 4am blogs: Oh well as to u Joe, I beat you in the 1st set and your still talking trash? I dont care if your leading in the 2nd set you will not win a game!

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Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.