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Wednesday, September 29, 2004

Jail Martha?

So Im fed up of the Martha Stewart trial fiasco. If pooky or ray-ray from around the way had done the same foolishness she had, his ass would have been languishing in jail by now. What is with this foolishness when she picked the time when she wants to enter jail and is now also able to request the location of her jail, because she wants to be closer to her home I always thought jail was supposed to be punishment and not a punishment that u could pick and finesse. Hell most peeps on their way to jail lose their jobs, she just had a new multimillion dollar contract handed to her post conviction. Dont waste time waving those free martha signs: where were the free Mike Tyson signs, his ass was convicted on less evidence than martha who pretty much admitted to her crime...its ridiculous. Big ups to my boy M coming through on taking the LSAT law school is fun and I will help u w/ everything I can.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh give me a break. If pooky and ray-ray had the cash then they too would be running their own fiascos. As for Mike Tyson, that's a bad comparison because I am sorry but rape and white collar crime don't seem to even out for me. And if you are trying to make it about race, forget it. Look at Puffy, he got off easy. And what about O.J.? He cut the heads off two people and is still walking around. Martha got it much worse than OJ did and she didn't even behead anyone. It's about money not race. So bottom line is, tell pooky and ray-ray to get some cash. If not buy a lottery ticket.

Anonymous said...

glad 2 see u got tha counter workin

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