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Saturday, January 01, 2005

WE DID IT YALL!

Hallelujah TEXAS WINS…. TEXAS WINS I LOVE THE WORLD AT THIS MOMENT. We gave you an exciting rose bowl and I love yall. My boy thought I was having a seizure I reacted so violently to the game. I would like to thank my parents for understanding my deranged screams and my boys for understanding that the fist pumping and death threats were all to the TV not to them. This moment is for everyone. WE’RE TEXAS “what happens here changes the world”

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hook'em Horns!!!
-z

Anonymous said...

i second that motion Z and raise you a GO LONGHORNS BABY!!!

~m

Anonymous said...

i'll add a BLEED ORANGE!!!!

--t

Anonymous said...

yay! texas is #1! oh wait, no they're not. congrats on being just another okay team.

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