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- Johnny Cochran has died.
- Slap fest
- Hope you had a Happy Easter...
- No wonder...
- Happy Birthday Rachel
- Is the church correct?
- St Paddy's
- "Spring Break shark Attack"
- A computer in a shoe?
- Results are out...
- Happy Birthday Kelsey
- The NT All Stars: Nothing but domination. Damn tha...
- Big ups Kriste Draper and Christopher Turtzo
- Success...?
- Violence hits home
- Sell, sell, sell like a Disco Inferno!
- Wow: Let's take it to the streets?
- Risky?
- How to do a flyer?
- Nervous..Who me?
- Sorry for the Absence of Blogs
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About Me
- Cali J
- Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.
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