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Wednesday, March 30, 2005

Johnny Cochran has died.

R.I.P. Johnny C. The lawyer who uttered the classic line "If it doesn't fit, you must acquit," during the OJ trial died today of an inoperable brain tumor. Say what you want about the OJ trial but Johnny C did what he was hired to do. As Chris Rock said peeps might say you look guilty if you hire Cochran but at least you will look guilty and be free rather than innocent and in jail.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

SUX HE DIED BUT DID U WIN ^_^

Cali J said...

lost

Maria Elisa said...

As trite an cliche as this might sound . . . you didn't need to win this election to prove that you are a winner. You are well loved and after this election, well respected.

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