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Sunday, April 03, 2005

Seriously...

How bad has it gotten for desperate men? Now you can text message and get phone sex via texts? Come on how lame is that? I mean most likely when you call a phone sex line thinking your getting some young sexy girl you are probably talking to an ancient hag who has a nice voice. But via text? For all you know some dude fresh out of prison is answering your text..."Oh baby your making me so hot" has no gender when it's in a text message. Oh well to each his own. If you saw sportscenter tonight you saw the NC fans celebrating their win by jumping over a bonfire: It was hilarious watching two dudes jump at the same time smack into each other and one dude practically falls in the fire, I love watching those moments.

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Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.