Me an Elitist? Without a doubt

So this is the time of the year when I become the elitist that I scorn all the rest of the year
- I hate undergrads for using our library
- I hate 1Ls for taking parking spots – they are young and innocent they should go enjoy the beach leave the primo parking spots to the aged like myself
- Peeps from outside of Texas don’t know anything about school’s in Texas.
- Your not an Ivy league school if your in California no matter how much you try to speak of your credentials
- Ivy league schools have been resting on their laurels and fake grading systems for the last 50 years
o Blue bloods keeps those schools running and blue collars keep the country going: So screw those prissy I wear a beanie to school bastards.
- The cushions in the LRC suck, no seriously they really do…and I blame you girl (see rant during last finals period)
- HOW THE HELL DID I NOT GET INTO PR
- I hate 1Ls for taking the classes I wanted; seriously a 2L to be does not need PR, how the hell can I be #71 on a waitlist I didn’t even know they went that high.
o One of my boys is 87th on the list: that means that even if they started a new PR class he still wouldn’t get in.
- How can I be on the waitlist for 3 law skills 2 classes and be told I prolly wont get in.
- How is it that every time I look over at a friend of mine across the LRC all I see are boobs: don’t wear that to the library ever again!
o I know this is my first time here for the semester but I am telling U don’t wear that again.
- Y is it that no matter how many empty spots there are in the library someone always chooses to sit in the one right next to mine; I don’t like you move.
- To the undergrads: your not Paris Hilton or the skank du jour change that outfit or get out of my library; your cell phone conversation is not more important than my frenzied blogging
- And I hate you smug bastards that are able to sleep a full 8 hours
- Whew not that that is off my chest back to Miranda v…