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Monday, April 25, 2005

Continuation of the long in class blogging...

X2(2:58:57 PM): did you accept?
X1 (2:59:13 PM): i wasnt sure if that was an honor code violation
X3 (2:59:18 PM): nope
X3 (2:59:25 PM): u nasty bastard
X1 (2:59:29 PM): i mean turning it down
X1 (3:00:08 PM): didnt someone get caught doing that a couple of years ago?
Check current edition of Motions for more on LRC sex
X1 (3:03:46 PM): i love how this class has stopped being a classs but more an opportunity to chat online
At this point the convo disintegrated into material so raunchy I couldn’t even edit it into a form that could be used but it led to this exchange...
(3:10:14 PM): so who is more milf
X3 (3:10:22 PM): the other one (panel Lady)
X1 (3:10:24 PM): panel lady or the horse rider
X2(3:10:25 PM): i think the darkie last thursday is hotter
X3 (3:10:30 PM): because I at least can listen to her
X3 (3:10:37 PM): did u just say darkie?
X2(3:11:30 PM): it's the darkie vs. the Jew for best milf of the year!
X3 (3:11:38 PM): oh man
X3 (3:11:44 PM): U are going to hell
X2(3:11:48 PM): i know, on the fast track
X1 (3:11:23 PM): i feel like she should be wearing one of those ridiculous horse riding helmets and have the little baton thingy
X1 (3:12:00 PM): how many people in this class actually pay attention?
X2(3:12:08 PM): i'm totally paying attention to her boobs
X1 (3:12:25 PM): like i said earlier she is disappointingly unracktackular
X1 (3:14:06 PM): she just got off her horse
X3 (3:14:26 PM): U have an unhealthy equestrian fascination
X2(3:14:41 PM): dude... yeah, man...
X1 (3:14:44 PM): it’s her fucking pants no one has pants that ride that high anymore
X1 (3:15:05 PM): i am not even sure they make them anymore
X2(3:15:09 PM): she wants to show off her ass     
X1 (3:15:21 PM): she should get an ass then
X3 (3:16:21 PM): U know I have got to work on not having such an incredulous look when peeps volunteer in this class
X2(3:16:32 PM): yeah, man
X1 (3:16:45 PM): just stop paying attention altogether
X1 (3:16:50 PM): that’s my technique
X3 (3:18:09 PM): $10 to the guy who slaps her on the ass
X3 (3:18:16 PM): when u walk up there
X1 (3:18:31 PM): just give her an ass slap and say good lecture
X2(3:18:32 PM): oh my GOD... i think that's a way to not graduate
X1 (3:18:37 PM): act like it is totally normal
X3 (3:18:38 PM): name your price
X3 (3:18:40 PM): I will pay
X2(3:18:52 PM): $35,000 for another year of law school
X3 (3:18:58 PM): uh
X3 (3:19:01 PM): maybe not that high
X2(3:19:02 PM): actually $100K for another three years at another law school
X1 (3:19:19 PM): plus attorney fees for the resultant lawsuit
X3 (3:19:42 PM): Friend X: dude, I will pay too
X1 (3:21:22 PM): i hope the people behind either 1.  cant read this, or 2, arent offended by this 3. Actually i dont care
X3 (3:24:37 PM): in regards to the picture: Friend 1: that's a good question, what is she holding? I'm thinking vandersexxx all of a sudden
X1 (3:25:04 PM): nice eurotrip reference
X3 (3:25:32 PM): care to yawn a bit louder?
X2(3:25:42 PM): haha yes
X3 (3:25:53 PM): Y not raise your hands above your head and stretch while doing it and dont 4get to SCRATCH
X1 (3:26:18 PM): and a booyeah
The fact that 2 of the members should have given a presentation and one of the Im-ers suggested warning the professor to not forget to require the group to present
T1 (3:27:36 PM): i swear to god if you ask about it i will fucking end you
T3 (3:27:37 PM): Y do I suddenly feel unsafe
T2(3:27:38 PM):  i think we can squash him
T3 (3:27:47 PM): Is this the 60's
T2(3:27:50 PM): because you're surrounded by ENEMIES
T3 (3:27:53 PM): Y'all know my peeps are FREE
T1 (3:27:56 PM): it may have to be
T2(3:28:00 PM): free to die, bitch!
T3 (3:28:02 PM): separate but equal
T1 (3:28:35 PM): protect fellow slackers
T3 (3:28:59 PM): I think I may have to leave
T2(3:29:04 PM): i've just been looking for an excuse for a few months now so it's not upgraded to a hate crime
X3 (3:29:22 PM): all 3 of us just laughed as she looked up
X1 (3:29:31 PM): and we have entered that zone that we have insulted every possible sensibility
X1 (3:29:36 PM): wait except for midgets
X1 (3:29:39 PM): fucking midgets
X2(3:29:43 PM): midgets?
X2(3:29:45 PM): what?
X1 (3:29:50 PM): wait
X1 (3:29:56 PM): i cant say anything bad about midgets
X1 (3:30:01 PM): they are always funny
X2(3:30:05 PM): yeah, man, they don't have to go down as far
X3 (3:30:15 PM): and the leader in the club house
X1 (3:30:20 PM): and we have officially antagonized everyone
X1 (3:30:29 PM): wow
X1 (3:30:33 PM): that was impressive
X3 (3:30:38 PM): how many times is the girl in front of me going to look back?
X3 (3:30:44 PM): we have bashed races, ethnicities, dorks, what’s left?
X2(3:30:56 PM): women? oh wait
X1 (3:31:24 PM): yeah they lost the genetic lottery
X1 (3:35:42 PM): i doubt that there is much of a midget readership - they cant reach the keyboard to type in the website
X2(3:36:01 PM): yeah, they probably can't see over the desks
X1 (3:36:02 PM): with their wee little hands and their trex arms
X3 (3:36:22 PM): U should be banned from the net
Some new kid suddenly appeared to give a presentation
X3 (3:36:41 PM): Seriously Who is this kid talking
X1 (3:36:53 PM): is he even in this class
X3 (3:36:56 PM): it's like we have a guest speaker
X1 (3:36:58 PM): or did he just show up today
X2(3:37:03 PM): where was he sitting?
X1 (3:37:13 PM): fuck if i know
X3 (3:37:13 PM): behind u in the spare seat I don’t think he even has a spot he OWNS THE SUPPLIMENT?
X2(3:37:30 PM): hm there's a supplement?
X3 (3:37:40 PM): now I know he isn’t in this class
X3 (3:38:32 PM): Am I wrong for thinking the AZN chick would be so tappable if she put on make up and smiled
X1 (3:38:48 PM): i dont think she knows what a smile is
X3 (3:38:53 PM): 2 out of 3 of those chicks I would sling mad dick to
X1 (3:39:16 PM): that is more true than you might imagine
X1 (3:39:57 PM): we have crossed a record number of lines today
X3 (3:40:05 PM): do u see how long that neck is
X1 (3:40:05 PM): we should be proud of what we have accomplished
X3 (3:40:09 PM): u know what that means
X3 (3:40:10 PM): DEEP
X3 (3:40:14 PM): finish it for me
X1 (3:40:15 PM): she is susceptible to choke holds
X3 (3:40:36 PM): as to crossing lines
X3 (3:40:42 PM): we are practically illegals by now
X1 (3:41:07 PM): yeah, but i am unwilling to pick apples
X1 (3:41:12 PM): or hang out at hoome depot
X3 (3:41:58 PM): this chick is doing hand gestures
X3 (3:42:01 PM): did u guys miss that
X1 (3:42:05 PM): yeah
X3 (3:42:06 PM): she did the how big is it move
X3 (3:42:16 PM): thats the nut cupper
X3 (3:42:56 PM): is that chic wearing a skirt? That’s awesome skirts are hot
X2(3:43:11 PM): she's cute
X3 (3:43:13 PM): u can lift them up
X1 (3:43:23 PM): that cracks me up
X3 (3:44:02 PM): oh man
X3 (3:45:08 PM): u r kidding
X3 (3:45:49 PM): Did u tap her?
X1 (3:45:58 PM): not that you know
X3 (3:46:01 PM): hahahah
X3 (3:46:04 PM): so thats a yes
X1 (3:46:10 PM): i was durnk
X3 (3:46:11 PM): nice
X1 (3:46:15 PM): really drunk
X3 (3:46:26 PM): nice rack
X2(3:46:31 PM): good job!
X3 (3:46:35 PM): CONGRATS

CJ (2:36:20 PM): hahahah
CJ (2:42:42 PM): did the lime tree you stole that shirt from retaliate by giving u that dark streak across the front?
SA (2:43:03 PM): WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU????
CJ (2:43:53 PM): dude that is a LIME GREEN SHIRT
SA (2:44:54 PM): and you wear pink

2 comments:

Kelly said...

You make me want to go to law school.

Anonymous said...

Gee, nice school - obviously full of our nation's best and brightest!

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