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Tuesday, April 12, 2005

Britney preggers!

So Britney is going to be a mom: the news came down a couple hours ago. No Josh unfortunately I don’t believe your Chapelle like statement (“I gotcha Bitch!”) – But if you really are the daddy MAD PROPS - hook a brother up. Though as I said to Tiff it would be hilarious and highly possible that, that kid comes out black!
"A lot of people think you should wait till you're older to have kids. I've had a career since I was 16, have traveled around the world and back, and even kissed Madonna! The only thing I haven't done is experience the closest thing to God, and that's having a baby. I can't wait!" Britney.
- I don’t know Britney there is the fact that you haven’t gone to college there is one thing that you haven’t done
- You haven’t made a decent album – there’s another one

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

50 million+ people thought her album was decent enough to buy...

Anonymous said...

most people go to college so that they are able earn a decent living. britney is not one of these people.

Anonymous said...

Fool I got DNA evidence!!

That bitch is mine!!

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