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Tuesday, April 26, 2005
Oh Man...arguing with women, I must be crazy.
So some young ladies from our law school and I had an argument re a woman's need for companionship of a certain sort. It is my contention that women need companionship (if not lesbian) of the male kind. Women love companionship and the assets it brings. Don't get me wrong, men need it too, but it's about time women stop pretending that they are so superior to men that they do not need us etc.
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Get it straight. You weren't arguing about companionship. You were arguing about whether women can resist dick!!! Not even good dick,just dick. I don't need dick. I may want it...I may want good dick. But need it? No!!! And not every man knows how to provide that. It has nothing to do with superiority, and everything to do with reality. And let's be real, good dick is hard to find.
WRONG!
Women NEED dick, period.
Lie to yourself all you want, but if you say you don't need dick then that must be b/c you can't get it.
It's funny. As soon as someone says they don't need dick, someone always assumes that it's because they're not getting any. Here's a thought: maybe I would be more likely to feel as if I need dick if I wasn't getting any. Fortunately, I haven't had a problem in that area. How can I not have access. It's all over the place. Ever heard of homie lover friend. I don't need it. I might like it, I might want it, but I still don't need it. Sorry if it bruises your ego, but it's the truth. As a wise woman said, women don't need dick, they need head.
Women need to be satisfied sexually...preferably through an orgasm...preferably with good dick, however, it does not mean women need dick. Now if there was a way to bypass the bad dick that would be great! So if men want to put together a reference list and include length and girth, or maybe include a picture that would help a lot.
8===========D ~~o ~~o :O
SPLAT!!
Women are owned by the cock.
End of discussion.
Silly boys :) I notice you're all posting anonymously. Scared?
The only dick I need comes in different colors, sizes, and speeds....and let me tell you it makes me cum better than any male dick could ! And the best part...I can play with it whenever I want, it always lets me cum first, and I never have to fake it.
If you’re using a substitute for the penis it just goes to show just how much you need the penis. You have just found in essence a metallic or latex or vegetable or whatever substitute for the object that you desire!
I just want to note that it's interesting the number of comments you get from a post on sex versus politics. Personally, I think sex is obviously a topic that needs to be discussed more often.
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