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Wednesday, April 06, 2005

Woo hoo VICODIN

How is that I had never tried vicodin until now. Man this stuff should be sold alongside packets of gum and beside cigarettes (yeah yeah I know addictive but so is caffeine and alcohol and nicotine): It cant be anymore harmful than that stuff. I gotta go now...My laptop is floating infront of me...yeah.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

why the heck r u on vitican?

Anonymous said...

Next you should try demerol. If you think Vicodin is good try this. And if you really want to be a pharmaceutical junkie, play with the big boys and try morphine...then you will be floating with your lap top.

Anonymous said...

Next you should try demerol. If you think Vicodin is good try this. And if you really want to be a pharmaceutical junkie, play with the big boys and try morphine...then you will be floating with your lap top.

Anonymous said...

is there an echo in here?

Anonymous said...

mix the vicodin with some of your C17H21NO·HCl

benzhydramine hydrochloride [aka dimethyle-thylamine hydrochloride] is indicated as increasing the effect of other pain medications.

i am shocked that a man of your social standing has never tried vicodin till now...fools had their wisdom teeth taken out solely so they could get a 2 week supply of vicodin!!

next thing you'll be hyping oxycontin...slippery slope indeed.

Anonymous said...

word

Anonymous said...

and you wondered why i always take them.... they are good stuff. That and some muscle relaxers..you are set for life...

-Z

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