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Friday, April 29, 2005

Room for rent apply within

So I have been up all night – damn insomnia. So some random thoughts: The cali-J will now be 0-2 on retaining room-mates for more than a year. The latest pairing will not even last to the one year mark. Seriously I should be hired by match.com the minute someone agrees to be my room mate they obtain a gf and at the end of it all I lose a roomie. So applications are open for the next person to live with the Cali-J. Rent includes the chance to try out exotic meals, a 2 car garage and the promise that you will never need a parking permit for school ever again. Currently Dan K holds the lead...

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Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.