As a kid before I dislocated both knees - I used to try and always kick it like Roberto Carlos (operative word 'try') - I loved the Pepsi ad with the little kid staring in awe at the right back and shouting to his friends "Rob-Burt-toe Carrrrrr-los" Everytime I scored a goal from range I used to shout it out in the same tone like the little kid's because I was always in awe at the man's insane ability to cross a ball into the 18. Beckham may get the hype for his 'bends' and he is truly great at servicing the box (oh man that sounds so horrible - now that I live in America) but for my money I will take Roberto Carlos 6 out of 10 and Becks for the other 4 to get the ball to my strikers or to score from distance.
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- Cali J
- Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.
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