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Friday, June 02, 2006

Of white men jumping and bar insanity!

I need some humor so I had to replay some old comedy episodes I have:
White comedian on Comic view: “You know white people don’t fight, we press charges!”
“Call yourself a pimp, you aint nothing more than a pimple”
“I believe white men CAN jump, they just prefer to pay black people to do it for them”
  • The 2 least married groups are black women and Asian men: but the 2 groups tend not to marry each other?

So I have come to the firm conclusion that the bar has driven me insane. Anyone who knows me knows I HATE to study. The good Lord has blessed me with natural ability but to keep me grounded saddled me with lack of focus. My father can study for four hours straight and not move a muscle except to turn a page. I study for 4 mins and need to move. Imagine the cold sweat that ran down my back when our intro prof said “Study for 3 hours straight and then take a break”. Even in my exams I take breaks, every half an hour or so I stare around or fidget or go to the restroom, I just can’t sit still and do academic pursuits for that long.
     
Yet now I am expected to study for 6 – 8 hours a day? Father help me! So I have to show much love to many of my peeps who I thought were horrible at studying because of them I am getting the motivation to spend long hours in the library.

     So many of you may have seen the in class blogging episodes of previous blogs (too lazy to link them now) and others have asked advice on classes to take. Well one class in particular I have steadily bashed all semester with the proviso that if my grade came in and it was to my liking I would take it all back and declare that I love the class…well grades are in and I am now a LOVER not a hater!
     
Shout out to the ‘Gotchi’ and her new threat to sue everyone, I know if I don’t give the blog-out I may be next on the hit list which continues to expand!

TB lets get sushi: I see you working on that MBE, MPC crap but Spicy tuna trumps torts any day: plus I know that we had the same prof so we know about the same amount of material…very little!

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Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.