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Showing posts with label Home alone. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Home alone. Show all posts

Monday, January 29, 2007

Got my new place today

Here is hoping that I can make it look great! Will be nice to live on my own again - I miss that feeling of coming home and just being able to throw myself down any way I want.

Time to go swoop some furniture...(oh and some peeps have some pieces for me - hint hint).

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Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.