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Sunday, July 02, 2006

Some of my favourite clips from the Maury Povich show

You have to play this with sound and take close note of how certain she is that he is the father - with percentages like that she should work for MIT.


this second one comes under the heading of - HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW? I mean we all have our moments of denial but uhmm take a look in the mirror, then look at your wife THEN look again at your kid...I can't believe they actually needed a DNA test? Wouldn't a picture of all 3 have been just as good?


Ok this guy became the #1 Maury Paternity clip - that says alot right there...he is also a sad example of a man: It is ez to produce a kid much harder to raise one, especially if you are a kid yourself...
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Kelly said...

That second one was just WOW. I don't think he is yours? You don't think he is yours? What tipped you off? And that guy? Oh man. Is he retarded? Seriously? Cause he did that run out of the room that Corky used to always do on Life Goes On.

And Brandon. Poor, stupid, no condom using Brandon. That guy must have NO money. He probably gets like 20 bucks a paycheck after child support is taken out.

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