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Saturday, April 21, 2007

Hahah I love New York

But apparently no one else does...this chick needs to quit "giving her heart on television" and maybe she "needs to be more selective." For the third season in a row she got rejected by a man on national TV. When will she quit doing that to herself? I hope for never!

3 comments:

Leon said...

I know her bags of money will comfort her.

Abeni said...

I say you audition for next season

aarond said...

Hahah I think my ability to string 2 sentences together as well as the fact that I am not completely devoid of brain cells and believe that alcohol should be consumed to levels BELOW the point of incapacitation means that I cannot qualify. Oh and I HAVE A LIFE! hahah

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