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Sunday, April 15, 2007

It is official!

I was sworn in as an attorney yesterday!

Every year I do my taxes and swear that I will put my information in a safe place so that I do not have to worry about it for the next year. Of course every year I cannot find the last year's material. This year I managed to find my 2004 material when what I needed was my 2005...At least I know next year I will have this year's material.


Crankyputz said...

Congratulations Mr. Attorney!

More evidence of why you need a wife...

Lyoness said...

Congrats!! (yeah, i'm late - shut up)

ooh, and HAHAHAH to the above comment

Abeni said...


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