Almost wish my workplace was superstitious so I could claim that I cannot work today because it is unlucky.
Does not matter that I do not believe in superstitions or omens.
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- What's in a scent?
- Favor to Bex
- I dare you to watch this video and then tell me it...
- Hahah I love New York
- Found a cool new bar
- It is exactly 4.20 on 4/20
- Clip and a rant...
- Way to go John
- School Shooting
- It is official!
- It's Friday the 13th
- Sometimes doing the right thing is painful
- Of Nappy headed ho's and Snoop Dogg!
- Of working out and idiots swimming the Amazon
- I need to sleep.
- Late work night
- Props to Alanis Morissette
- Always knew he was crazy
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About Me
- Cali J
- Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.
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