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Wednesday, April 25, 2007

What's in a scent?

So I went and got some new Moisturizing body soap, but the look of shock on my temporary roomie's face when he saw the fragrance and type was worth the extra cost. I selected a pomegranate mango blend with exfoliants and moisturizers. As a compromise I also got a St Ives (gotta love the Swiss) vitamin E soap. Thing is, I think my roomie like most guys freaked out at what might be considered a 'girlie' scent.
A. The soap washes off
B. I like the scents
C. It exfoliates
D. I like moisturizing soaps cause my skin is sensitive and I see no reason to be itchy.

If you cannot get down with that then I got 2 words for you...too bad. Plus damn that smell is definitely going to invigorate my mornings, and who knows I may attract girls who love the scents, though for some reason I have this feeling that they will only want to share stories about other guys with me and go shopping.

Selah

4 comments:

The Monkey Attack Victim said...

This was highly amusing to me.

Meatball said...

When did you trade in your balls and become a girl? Was it a straight up trade or was there cash involved?

Crankyputz said...

We girls like the axe smell, I must say,

I want to smell a harmony of mango and ginseng on me, my man must smell musky and hot....

Abeni said...

hahaha..just yesterday was teasing a friend for his girlish scent..he is gay tho:)

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