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Friday, April 06, 2007

Late work night

Walking home at 1.30am it almost seemed like a good idea to flag a cop down and ask for a lift home...of course one should always avoid riding in the back of a squad car.

I think this guy can definitely testify to that!

1 comment:

bakannal said...

I'v often been tempted to stop a cop an tek a ride but its dat same back seat arrangement dat's got me hesitant. besides, they mite recognise dat i'm media an mek me a story.

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