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Friday, April 13, 2007

Sometimes doing the right thing is painful

Day 2 of they gym, progress is being made.

I stepped on the gym scale and a bit of a gasp was let out. Apparently in less than 3 months of work I have put on 4lbs.

There is a reason my muscles are now sore. I have to shed shed shed.

I am happy Imus was fired, if you are one of the peeps up in arms about that, check out his body of work over the last 40 years. The most shocking thing is that he had his job for so long.

I need a girl-friend or some such stability in my is dominating too much of my time.

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Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.