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Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Sheryl Lee Ralph WTH are you doing on Flavor of Love

You are married to a Pennsylvania state senator you are of Jamaican heritage, you are a strong independent woman, heck you are a Dreamgirl! I know you were on there as a motivational speaker but cot damn, I do not want to see you on this show. FOL is a guilty pleasure of mine, and like many guilty pleasures we do not want to see good people involved with it. Please SLR, do not reappear on anything like this ever again.
(side note, Damn girl you are STILL getting it done)/

"A baked potato? Are we in Russia"

I still maintain if a family member of mine ever shows up on Flavor of Love, I will have to disown her!

Elimination tonight was funny, Flav tried to eliminate a girl and could not remember her name...I guess that it is a clear sign that it is time for you to go if the person you are trying to woo cannot even remember your name.

4 comments:

Esteban Agosto Reid said...

I am in total agreement with your position.

swiffer sheet V said...

Hey you wanted me to try out for the show. Always willing to whore me out for a good laugh at my expense.

Abeni said...

You have to update me..I missed the episode

Stunner said...

I haven't watched a single episode of the new season. But what the hell, what is Sheryl Lee Ralph doing on that show!

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