Took a 3am walk

Had a rather interesting talk with the X while walking.

It has been a crazy week for girls that I used to date, hinted at dating, pretended to date or denied dating.

Happy 4th of July!

Go have safe fun peeps.

Just booked my rental car for the Family reunion. I think I have everything covered now: couple hotel rooms; so the parents have a spot and I have a spot: Flights booked for bro and I, rare that we travel together: and finally an SUV so that everyone can fit in the car and I can accomodate my mom's shopping parcels.

Really tempted to get Disney World tickets since I have never been to Disney Land or world...but I doubt I will.

"Pinche pendejo wey!"

Props to Minh for the link... Very funny video of a kid being an ass to his friend, it is not all bad, the fat kid ended up becoming a mini star and even got an ad out of it.


Link to the Ad

R Kelly is at it again.

But this time he has 'trapped' Usher with him.
As the folks on Best Week Ever mentioned, you have to love the fact that they toast over finding out that they were sleeping with the same girl...then again who does not do that?

Who says rap never has a positive message?

So I hate the fact that they drop the N-word constantly but beyond that it is a pretty funny video.


Props to the Rose bush for sending me this.

Happy Birthday...

Swiffer Sheet V.

By now I am sure you are so drunk that you would not be able to read this...

Shoshanna's a good girl who just wants to come and play...

Hahahah so start the lyrics to this little video, in my defense I was ill when I discovered the show it comes from but whatever I find it funny so I am posting it...do not judge me...I am still a man...oh and seriously before you judge me thinking I fell in love with some new pop tart please note that the vid is a comedy vid and not an actual music vid.



"Did you see that? I did...cadillac grill, cadillac truck, take her in the back 4 a caldillac F**K" So my ex and I disagree on the humor of this video, I think it is bloody funny since they describe Luda as an "Observational rapper" after all as pointed out "Move bitch, get out the way" was pretty self explanatory.

And the benoit case just gets weirder and weirder

Seems a bit strange...ok seems very strange

Maybe it is a sign that I am working too much:

I use auto bill pay for most of my bills so I tend not to see them for months until I check up on them just to make sure transactions are being made...tonight I checked on my electric bill (good thing too since it was not paid) and noticed that my total bill for 4 months including charges for late payments was only $75. This is even though I have had guests stay with me for probably a total of 7 weeks (granted one of them was also putting in crazy work hours also) the highest bill for any month was $17. In fact for a few months the charges for use were less than the administrative charges that come with bills...of course now I am worried that I am suddenly going to see a huge spike in my bill.

Oh well at least the cable company has decided to make sure that their bill keeps me grounded. I mean seriously how much do they really need to charge to stream HBO into my damn apartment?

Just booked flights for my bro and I to Orlando for our family reunion, I anticipate that being a crazy time, imagine placing a bunch of peeps as sarcastic as the Cali-J in one hotel and you will get an idea of how many bell hops might quit their jobs.

I also thought that flying to Orlando would be a lot easier than it apparently is. Despite the fact that I am leaving one major vacation destination for another I still could not get a direct flight, instead I have to connect in Cincinnati. No offense to Cincy but how on earth is there a direct flight to Cincy from SD and yet I could not go straight to Orlando? On my flight back...I stop in Denver. If these were the cheapest flights maybe that would make sense, oh well.

Burnt Orange for life, talent and a Benoit update

If you ever watch these 'talent shows' on TV whenever someone says they are multiple things e.g. this guy I am watching claimed "I am a singer, dancer, producer, choreographer, directory, techno star" they always and I mean ALWAYS FLOP!

Great picture from the boys over at Longhorn nation, the countdown is on. (edit) Baby girl I love you, but what you just said to me re the Horns is close to Heresy!

Some updates to the Benoit story...it honestly gets crazier and crazier! So much of this seems deliberate and I find it hard to blame 'roid rage' for a weekend of killing.

I have decided to add some material from the WWE website concerning the Benoit story. I should admit that Benoit was one of my favorite wrestlers but reading more and more about this guy makes me just wonder "what the hell man?"

The WWE has posted a time-line of events. It is crazy to me that he seemed more concerned about his dogs than his child. Note these text messages in the linked story:
Sunday, June 24, 2007

Text messages sent to co-workers from Chris Benoit and Nancy Benoit’s cell phones:

Text Message 1
Sent to: Two Co-Workers (the same who had verbal correspondence with Benoit the day before)
From: Benoit’s cell phone
When: 6/24 at 3:53am from
Message: C, S. My physical address is 130 Green Meadow Lane. Fayetteville Georgia. 30215

Text Message 2
Sent to: Two Co-Workers (the same who had verbal correspondence with Benoit the day before)
From: Benoit’s cell phone
When: 6/24 at 3:53am
Message: The dogs are in the enclosed pool area. Garage side door is open

Text Message 3
Sent to: Two Co-Workers (the same who had verbal correspondence with Benoit the day before)
From: Nancy Benoit’s cell phone
When: 6/24 at 3:54am
Message: C, S. My physical address is 130 Green Meadow Lane. Fayetteville Georgia. 30215

It is just too weird for me to comprehend...

This is a bit weird.

This is so hard to fathom!

Does one wish R.I.P.s to someone who may have committed a double homicide - suicide?

When the story first broke it was just listed as 3 deaths and immediately I was worried that when the story was updated it would be a murder-suicide...sucks when you see people go down this route.

I was definitely impressed that the WWE cancelled Raw tonight!

So bloody tired...

Of seeing all the Red Sox, t-shirts, hats, jerseys etc. all around downtown...so many posers!

So I got molested at the bar tonight...

Sounds like a line, but sadly it is true. My boys were cracking up as some very drunk female who thought I was her co-worker began to grope me.

(To the person I was talking to on the phone...I meant every word I said...even the apology re the Ninja Turtle)

I also got grabbed by a russian girl while waiting to cross the street - that was funny.

Nothing like free alcohol to spur myself and the Persian Mafia to immediately chug, like alcohol was a scarce commodity that could only be saved by us consuming as much as possible of it, in a short amount of time.

Here is hoping I do not regret the "calling to make sure you got home safe" call

Asking "Do you shave your legs?" is probably not PC, but I think it is a very important and legitimate question.

You know you are consuming too much red bull when your heart begins racing.

I make an awesome jerk-bbq chicken pizza (just had to throw that in here since I discovered that b4 hitting the bar to night, and because the 'ninja-turtle lover' called me while I was grilling so I expect her to see this and be ashamed of her ever questioning my cooking skill)

This is probably horrible of me but...everytime I see a cute/hot girl take off her glasses and then shake her hair out, I suddenly think of skinimax...if you know why, then welcome to my twisted world.

Declaring "And you know I look good in pink" is not cocky, it is confident.

Dan is NOT safe around any girl you are hitting on...shout out to Bex on this one.

Watching Sand Assassin trying to make sure that peeps I introduce him to at the bar learn his real name is bloody funny.

Watching AXA allow me to call him Armani when introducing him to new people is cool, take a memo SA!

Finally, when a girl is actively rubbbing her boobs against your chest and grinding her crotch into yours, having her purr "I like you because my brother and you have the same name" is guaranteed to ensure that you do not have to worry about anything inappropriate 'popping up'.

--SELAH

Paris Hilton and Nudity...sorry the stories just seem to go together

Seriously if the rumors are true, that NBC paid a million dollars to Paris Hilton to give her first interview to the Today Show I want that show wiped off the map. I would not be shocked if suddenly statements start flying out that the million was promised to a charity etc. to save face...I love that there is a claim that she will not talk to Matt Lauer while on the Today Show because he made fun of her: I take it she does not realize that pretty much everyone with a mic or a blog or a pulse has made fun of her!

On to some interesting news. Apparently when men are shown nude pictures we tend to study the faces first, and we study them more than women do. Also note that women tend to look longer at images of couples having sex. I always knew that women were more perverted :). And see honey all those 'magazines' that I used to look at, and those shows I used to go to...were just for me to study facial features.

Posted for Obama so now in fairness I will post Clinton's

If you watched the final episode of the Soprano's this will make a lot more sense to you...fairly well done, I liked the "onion rings" (edit) Sorry I just realized if you have not seen the Soprano's finale or have been living under a rock and not heard about it...and still intend to watch it DO NOT WATCH THIS VIDEO.

Sometimes a song's lyrics just fit...vol 5.3

This was one of my favorite songs in 1997 and the lyrics just suddenly applied this week (they have applied in the past, just this week I choose to blog them) thanks to some crazy stuff that occurred.

...Take you on a natural high, like a pilot
It be all good, toss your clothes like a salad
When it's all over put your vote in my ballot
It's my diner, I'm Mel, and you're Alice
Spend a night, in Cali J's palace
It be all good as long as you don't act childish
While you standin there with the Moscato in your cup
If worse come to worse keep this on the hush, uhh
...
I know you seen me on the video (true)
I know you heard me on the radio (true)
But you still don't pay me no attention
Listenin to what your girlfriends mention
He's a slut, he's a hoe, he's a freak
Got a different girl every day of the week
It's cool, not tryin to put a rush on you
I had to let you know that I got a crush on you


(And then of course my favorite lines, I swear much of the coolness of the following lines is in their delivery...seriously the delivery, not the fact that nudity is mentioned)
I told you before, when I first pursued
I want an interlude, in the nude
--Lil Kim 'Crush on you'

(Would like to point out that no matter what your "girlfriends mention" you should really "see for yourself" - this is just a general statement and not a jab at anyone in particular...which probably sounds like a cover up, but it is not)

Crazy that an ATX crowd did this...

If I had been this driver and any of my friends as the passenger tried to help me: There is NO WAY that I walk away from this without my boy walking away with me or us BOTH going to the hospital together. I find it hard to believe that the driver caused the accident and yet his friend dies because of it.

"Bullet Bullet"

Not sure how I feel about this Uncle Murda track "Bullet Bullet" [link to the video] (I think my Jamaican peeps will understand) I wonder if Bounti got some royalties. No shock to me that Jabba is all over the video but I was a bit surprised to see Spragga Benz in it.

So often it seems like anything "weh hot a yard mus get tief a foreign"

Baseball...sluggers!

Great shot from the San Diego Union Tribune
A lot of peeps are freaking out that he came out swinging with his pitching hand...but it makes sense since instinct is to throw with the dominant hand.



Cracks me up that Derrek Lee closes his eyes and looks like he is reaching for a tea-cup when avoiding the punch.

Triumph goes to the Tony awards and then rips Star Wars fans

Triumph the insult dog at the Tony awards...cracks me up the look on the faces of some of the 'victims'

"You don't deal with lesser life forms? You must be a lonely guy."
This is longer but, pretty funny, an all time classic from Triumph, give it a watch when you have some time