I use auto bill pay for most of my bills so I tend not to see them for months until I check up on them just to make sure transactions are being made...tonight I checked on my electric bill (good thing too since it was not paid) and noticed that my total bill for 4 months including charges for late payments was only $75. This is even though I have had guests stay with me for probably a total of 7 weeks (granted one of them was also putting in crazy work hours also) the highest bill for any month was $17. In fact for a few months the charges for use were less than the administrative charges that come with bills...of course now I am worried that I am suddenly going to see a huge spike in my bill.
Oh well at least the cable company has decided to make sure that their bill keeps me grounded. I mean seriously how much do they really need to charge to stream HBO into my damn apartment?
Just booked flights for my bro and I to Orlando for our family reunion, I anticipate that being a crazy time, imagine placing a bunch of peeps as sarcastic as the Cali-J in one hotel and you will get an idea of how many bell hops might quit their jobs.
I also thought that flying to Orlando would be a lot easier than it apparently is. Despite the fact that I am leaving one major vacation destination for another I still could not get a direct flight, instead I have to connect in Cincinnati. No offense to Cincy but how on earth is there a direct flight to Cincy from SD and yet I could not go straight to Orlando? On my flight back...I stop in Denver. If these were the cheapest flights maybe that would make sense, oh well.
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- Cali J
- Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.
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Enjoy the trip sarcastic one
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