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Wednesday, July 04, 2007

Happy 4th of July!

Go have safe fun peeps.

Just booked my rental car for the Family reunion. I think I have everything covered now: couple hotel rooms; so the parents have a spot and I have a spot: Flights booked for bro and I, rare that we travel together: and finally an SUV so that everyone can fit in the car and I can accomodate my mom's shopping parcels.

Really tempted to get Disney World tickets since I have never been to Disney Land or world...but I doubt I will.

1 comment:

swiffer sheet V said...

There is only one reason I can think of for why you want to visit Disneyworld. Hmm.. Women dressed up disney characters and you trying to get down there pants. Just so you can say you diddled Cinderalla or Snow White.

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