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Tuesday, July 24, 2007

"They try to make me go to Rehab"

Apparently in Lindsay Lohan's case, rehab is just a different way of saying "watch how dumb I will act next time."
I would love to use a phrase like "I cannot believe she got busted again" but then I would be lying. I actually have just being wondering what was taking her so long to get busted again. Cynical I know, but practical. I love that she was supposed to be wearing an alcohol monitoring bracelet. Guess it does not detect 'yay'.

1 comment:

swiffer sheet V said...

Even I last longer than Lohan. I have not had any alcohol in two weeks. No rehab me. If you want to be a alcoholic/drug addict at least let someone else drive or stay home. What a dumbass.

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