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Wednesday, July 18, 2007

45 DAYS 2 HOURS 45 MINUTES to TEXAS' 1st game

I love this ad.
I nearly cried after that game...the bastards won by 12.
Honestly I am so excited for this season I would sacrifice Assassin's left pinky for a perfect season.


Rose said...

Nice that you are sacrificing your friend's body parts for football.

aarond said...

To ensure a PERFECT SEASON, I would risk more than Assassin's pinky. I have no concerns about his ability to have kids. Think Lance Armstrong - he only has one and he has kids.

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