Monday, October 04, 2004
Drugs for all
Has anyone noticed that there is a drug for everything now? Hypo: Do U wake up in the morning...yes! Do you find that you dread going to school at least 2xs a week...yes Do you find that you get bored in TAX class...Yes Do you find that when you get home you dont want to do anythig but watch tv...yes. Then you might be suffering from a disease we just made up and got approved by the FDA: L.B.S. (lazy bastard syndrome)Ask your doctor about...and the new drug hits the market. The funniest parts of the new ads have got to be the endings with the warnings. If you have an erection for more than 4 hours consult your doctor? If you have an erection for more than 4 hours and need to be told to go seek a doctor, U R TOO DUMB TO BE HAVING SEX quit now, we cant take the chance of you reproducing.
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About Me
- Cali J
- Cali-J ueber alles in der Welt. Some think that I am mean; (I call them friends), in fact I am not that mean. What I am is sarcastic and dry to the sandpaper level. I have friends that I have never said a kind word to their face, but I praise to the ends of the earth to anyone I know and will defend them to the end. That’s just how I roll! My boys know that I am down for them, my girls know that no matter what I will keep them safe (and occasionally flirt with them [If you are a female friend of mine and think I haven’t flirted with you it just means you didn’t notice, it was extremely subtle or…not yet ]). No one is safe from my sarcasm even my own parents; hence of course as a kid I spent a significant amount of time in punishment. I treat people with respect if I think they deserve it – everyone starts off with the same amount of respect from me (a lot). You don’t need to earn my respect; you have to keep my respect.
9 comments:
I wish Aaron's Momma was still here commenting. She is incredibly insightful and full of love and joy. Sigh... oh well.
Finally someone else with the same view!You are too funny, keep posting!
This post would be funny if 9 comedians haven't already done the same damn joke.
I dont like to insult peeps making comments but...Its a blog Im putting what I like up so whether 9 comics had previously done it, its what I feel so I'm going to post it. You I think might be a perfect canidate to use one of those drugs cause you are way too uptight.
Calij
Now thats what i am talking about! If they dont like your blog enough to make a critical comment, then why are they still reading it? Blah Blah Drive thru please!
I am ready for your next post babe....
I'm just keeping you in check! If you can't handle being called out, then don't have a comments section is what I say. Sorry that the comments writers are smarter than the poster. I'll try to dumb it down for you!
did anyone force you to read the posting? no, you did it on your own free will. u wanna bitch n complain abt something, write ur own damn blog
~m
That last comment made no sense. Isn't the point of having a comments section so people can make comments of what was posted? Whether it be to praise or criticize the statement. If you don't want comments then there shouldn't be a comments section is the more logical conclusion.
And I think the point of my comment has been severely taken out of context. Is all I said was that Aaron was biting off of someone else's bit, not that it wasn't good or that he shouldn't post it. I was just letting it be known that it wasn't some OG shit of his. Nothing more, nothing less.
So now that you are all done defending aaron when it was not necessary and that aaron was getting all out of whack for nothing, you may all lick my nuts!
big wordz fer someone who ain't got none. the point of the comments section iz NOT to insult the blogger by slamming his creativity and intelligence. there'z very few thingz said by bloggerz that haven't been said before, it's the natural consequence of having 6 billion people on this planet. just cuz someone feelz som'n that's been felt by someone else a) does not mean he bit it off someone else, and b) doesn't mek his personal feelings any less valid, nor should it open him up to personal attack. a more worthwhile use of your time would be to go and get ur proctologist to remove ur head from ur ass.
- jx
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